Hey all! So this fic is just going to be short snippets of each episode that has aired so far. It's sort of like "deleted scenes" of Chuck and Blair interacting in each episode. The chapters will be short or long depending on which episode I'm dealing with. And so here's a scene from the pilot episode. Let me know what you guys think and if you even like the idea. Happy Readings! xoxo

PILOT

Emergency. Meet me at home. Now!

-xoxo B

Chuck eyed the message wearily and sighed in defeat. Playing dutiful servant to Nathaniel's girlfriend was taxing indeed. He spent more time providing for her needs than Nathaniel himself did. Although he enjoyed the hidden moments they spent together, it was still not worth all the drama that surrounded Blair Waldorf. Even more so the drama that surrounded Blair Waldorf and Nathaniel Archibald. But ever the curious and cunning best friend of the boyfriend, Chuck whipped open his Qwerty keys and began texting her back.

That desperate for me are we? Why should I do what you say?

-C

He smiled as his phone buzzed seconds later. His smile widened even further as he read his darling little Queen B's response.

Because we both know you're dying to see what it is I have to show you. Come to my room...I'll be waiting...

-B

Chuck grinned wickedly as hundreds of thoughts went streaming through his head. He'd be damned if he wasn't intrigued.

--xoxo--xoxo--

"Blair?" Chuck asked against the wooden door to Blair's bedroom. He had arrived in twenty minutes, which was a new record for him. He had to admit he was anxious to see what Blair had to show him. She was quite the little flirt when she chose to be. "Blair?!" he said a little louder.

"Shh!" she shot back from the other side of the door. "Good God, Bass. Are you trying to get Dorota up here?" Her head peered out from the other side of the door and she eyed him angrily. "And it's about time you got here!"

Chuck rolled his eyes and pushed open the door. "Well it's not like I stalk your building waiting for your call. Now what's the big emergency that, yet again, Dear Nathaniel couldn't take the time to deal with?" Shoving past her and into her bedroom he found her bed lined with dozens upon dozens of scrappy material in all shades and styles. Lingerie...Now this could get interesting.

He turned around with his roguish smile firmly in place, ready to offer one of his quick remarks. And that's when he spotted her for the first time. Spotted her... as in noticing what she was wearing.

The prim and proper, pinnacle of perfection and all things decent, Blair Cornelia Waldorf stood before him in nothing more than a cream colored with black lace negligee and black thigh high stockings. She looked radiant. She looked breath-taking. She looked so God damn fuckable Chuck could hardly contain his pants from tightening around his growing erection. Oh my effing God...

"Uh...wha-....You...." he stuttered, unable to find the words to say how he felt. Not sure if it were even appropriate for him to tell her how he felt at the moment, considering she was his best friend's girlfriend. Yet again, she was his best friend's girlfriend, and here she stood before him half naked in an outfit meant to seduce a man into bed.

"Cut it out, Bass. Now does this outfit make you think of sex?" Blair asked seriously as she waltzed over to her full length mirror and eyed herself critically. She fixed her hair, adjusted the strap of the negligee, and smoothed out the creases she imagined were there.

"So much so that I'd be fucking you right now if Nathaniel wouldn't catch on to the fact that you weren't a virgin any longer," Chuck responded honestly. He didn't even know how he'd gotten the words out, since his tongue seemed to have swollen to three times its size and his throat was as dry as the Sahara Desert.

Blair glared at him angrily through the mirror and then turned and smiled. "Really? Do you think Nate will want to make love to me?" Blair asked innocently as she walked, or more liked preyed, her way over to were Chuck stood completely still.

Chuck gulped audibly before he was able to speak again. "Well if he doesn't...you know where I live," he responded flirtatiously, trying to keep his voice normal and trying to sound as depraved and degenerate as normal.

"I don't think I would need you, if Nate responds the same way as you are," Blair teased as she stared down at Chuck's obvious erection. Closing the distance between them, Blair stood on tiptoes, placed her hand as close to his crotch as possible without actually touching him,, and whispered seductively against his ear, "Down boy."

Chuck flinched as she patted him low on his abdomen and cursed under his breath. "You're a bitch, Waldorf. If you try that again, you won't need Nathaniel to deflower you," Chuck threatened lightly.

Blair laughed huskily as she strode away to the door leading to her adjoining bathroom.

"After tonight, there won't be any flower to deflower, Bass. Now you know your way out."

And she disappeared behind the door.

"Thanks for coming on such short notice!" she shouted from behind the door.

Chuck fumed silently as he walked over to door leading him out of her room. "I don't do that, Waldorf. But I can't make any guarantees about Nathaniel. Let me know if you need someone to compensate for what a disaster tonight will be," he shouted back angrily as he walked out the room and slammed the door behind him.

Bitch.

A/N: So this is a deleted scene from Season 1 Episode 1, where Blair is showing Chuck the lingerie she had chosen for the night she was meant to have sex with Nate for the first time, but he instead told her of how he'd slept with Serena at the wedding. Hope you guys enjoyed. Season 1 Episode 2: The Wild Brunch will be next.