"Damnit! Why am i stuck with you." Edward complained as he was driving with Mustang back to his house.
"It's not like i want to spend my Saturday afternoon baking a cake with you either Fullmetal." Roy said irritatingly.
"I just don't understand why Hawkeye couldn't of baked it of even just bought one." Ed sighed.
...flashback...
"Ok Havoc you're in charge of getting the decorations with Falman, Breda you're in charge of calling everyone, Fuery you're in charge of food with Al, and Roy and Edward you're in charge of baking the cake and all thee other desserts." Hawkeye ordered.
"WHAT? I'm NOT baking a fucking cake with this bastard." Edward yelled.
"I second that!" Roy squeezed in.
"Why cant you? Your a girl so your naturally better at cooking and baking than a-" Hawkeye pulled out her gun and placed the tip gently on Ed's temple.
"Are you going to finish that sentence?" Edward kept quiet.
"All right lets make this the best birthday party for Black Hayate ever!"
...end of flashback...
Edward and Roy pulled up to his mansion.
"Whoa." Edward said starring at Mustangs 'house'.
"Lets hurry and get this over with."
Roy led them into his kitchen...which was probably the size of Ed's entire apartment.
"I'll grab the ingredients while you read them off?" Roy said while Ed nodded.
"Ok. Sugar, eggs, flour, vegetable oil, baking powder, vanilla, and milk." Ed read while Roy grabbed all the items.
"Ok. lets get started."
"I call cracking the eggs!" Roy laughed.
"Your such a child!" Roy teased.
"Shut up." Edward mumbled with a cute blush.
"Wait Fullmetal, look at me."
"NO."
"Awe come on." Roy said with a smile. He smoothly placed his finger under Ed's chin.
"Please?" Roy asked again while leading Edwards face upwards towards his. "Your blushing!"
"N-NO I'M NOT!"
"Ha ya you are!" Ed smacked Roys hand away from him.
"Leave me alone you bastard!"
"Or what?" Roy said in his low voice cornering Ed between the counter and his hips. Ed forcefully pushed away from Roy.
"Stop it you perv! We have to finish the cake before Riza shoots us in the-" Roy cornered Ed again while cutting Ed off by whispering in his ear. "Cock?" Roy's low whisper sent severe chills down Eds back. And it didn't help Roy's hand was playing with Ed's member through his pants.
'I'm stuck with the kid, might as well have fun." Roy thought.
"Ed you have some cake batter on your face." Roys warm tongue slid across Eds cheek.
"..."
"Really?...The silence treatment?"
"..."
"Fine lets finish the cake!" Roy yelled sarcastically while backing off the underage boy, "But you should know, I always get what I want." Roy finished with a smirk.
'Shit' Ed thought.
-LATER THAT NIGHT-
"Uh oh!" Roy yelled trying to cause a scene. Ed turned around only to find red wine spilled all over the Colonels shirt.
"Guess ill have to take it off." Roy said while stripping off his shirt. Oh boy. Ed quickly turned his face away.
"Don't be shy Ed, I know you wanna look." Roy said smiling. Ed looked at the brownie batter in the bowl in front of him, then smiled.
Ed lifted a spoon full of batter and turned around and cocked his eyebrow.
"What was that?" Ed asked with a cute we-both-know-what-I'm-about-to-do smile.
"..." Roy didn't say anything.
"Really?...The silence treatment?" Ed laughed while he shot a big glob of brownie batter at Roy's chest. Roy looked up at the ceiling at said, "He did not." Ed laughed some more. "You asked for it!" Ed turned around to scoop up more batter but when he turned around Roy smashed a chocolate pie in his face. While Roy licked his fingers he laughed. Ed walked over with his spoon full of brownie mix and tried to smear it on Roys face but Roy grabbed his hand.
"I don't think so." Roy whispered. So with Eds other hand he wiped the pie of his face then rubbed it all over Roy's.
"Fair enough." Roy nodded. Roy went of to get a towel to clean them off a little. When he was about to pass it to Ed he slipped knocking Ed down with Roy on top of him.
"Ow" Ed complained. Roy set a hand beside Ed to lift himself up but slipped again.
"Ow" Roy complained this time. Roy looked up and gently placed his lips onto Eds tasting the sweet pie all over him. This sweet butterfly kisses heated up... a lot. The two men ferociously made out for quit some time.
"Lets move this to the shower?" Roy asked. Ed nodded silently.
t.b.c
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