THE RYOU SHOW!
A Talkshow with our very own...
RYOU SHIROGANE!!
(weird theme music)
Hello everybody, and welcome to... THE RYOU SHOW! I, Sk8erGrl chan, had enough guts, and willpower, to go down to Café Mew Mew, stuff Ryou in a sack, and bring him here, in an abandoned fudge making factory, with our live audience of cardboard cut outs! And our special cameraman, Tim Burton! And now, without further ado, we welcome, (silence) RYOU SHIROGANE!! (clapping noise)
Hey! What's going on here? Why am I chained to the walls? Why do I smell rotten fudge? Who are you people?
Shut up, Ryou! You are on our new reality TV talkshow, "The Ryou Show!" So pipe down and get ready to answer some questions! Yup, I'm the man of this establishment, so you listen to me, bub!
Wha-? Get me out of these chains, you crazy person! I'm not going to listen to someone who kidnaps me and brings me to an imaginary talk show for Ryou crazy fans! Especially someone who's a GIRL!
Pshh... no need to get testy with me, buddy. I'm only doing what the fans want, so deal with it. For starters, you might want to be nicer. Second, be yourself. Third, don't call the police, or I'll be forced to bring out Security, and you don't want that, now do you?
Security? What kind of Security is The Flying Dutchman from Spongebob and Oogie Boogie from Nightmare Before Christmas? What is this? Some freakish fanfiction or something?
Tim Burton: Hey! I worked hard to get Oogie Boogie to agree to this show! Plus, I'm paying him $20 an hour, so calm the heck down!
Yeah, Ryou! Calm the heck down! Okay, viewers! Click the review button down there, ask a question, and Ryou will answer! And if he doesn't, The Flying Dutchman and Oogie Boogie will be pushed to shun the daylights! So, ask away!
Fine, fine. Just make it quick! I don't have of eternity.
DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN!
The Ryou Showwwwwwwww!!!!!