"I said that this wouldn't work! Why don't you ever listen? You never listen!" Sasuke's temper reached an extraordinary high. His hands were flailing in all directions. Sasuke's face was bright red, had a few scratches, and had a look of utter revulsion. This was the point when he actually shows emotion other than angst.
"Well…you should have warned me when you were going to attack the enemy!" Naruto retorted back, just as angrily as Sasuke.
"What am I a mother?"
Naruto stopped short. He laughed shortly.
"Heh. You sure look like one."
Sasuke's ears twitched. Naruto and Sasuke's surroundings turned dark and sinister. The grass and tress around them blew in the whistling wind.
"Say that to me one more time…I dare ya." Sasuke's mouth curled into a smirk. Naruto was having so much fun with this. Getting Sasuke mad was a specialty of his.
"YOU LOOK LIKE A MOM!"
This blew Sasuke right off the edge. Reaching quickly into the sac that is strapped on this right leg, he took a shuriken and directed it strait at Naruto's head. Naruto moved in a flash, throwing another shuriken in response to block Sasuke's.
"Heh, is that all the Uchiha blood gave you?"
"You haven't seen anything yet, kyuubi-teme!"
At that moment, Sasuke's eyes turned red with his Uchiha bloodline, the Sharingan. Naruto's eyes widened. This made him angry. A bubbly feeling inside his chest began to come up into his throat, almost choking Naruto in the process.
"STOP THIS UNESSESSARY FIGHTING!"
Sasuke and Naruto stopped where they were. Sasuke deactivated the Sharingan, and Naruto calmed down before the fox could take over. The sun shone so bright on the open field. Sasuke and Naruto didn't even know that they were fighting out there. They didn't even recognize the field.
Sasuke shielded his eyes from the sun.
"What…is this place?"
Naruto covered his eyes as well.
"I don't know…"
A huge brighter light emitted from the sun, almost blinding the two boys in the process. A huge figure began to appear before them. It looked like a godlike statue, sitting Indian style. After a few moments, the statue-like figure plopped onto the ground. A huge, booming voice came from the figure. The same voice that yelled at Naruto and Sasuke to stop fighting.
"YOU TWO!"
Sasuke and Naruto stood frozen where they were. Being polite they decided to answer. Well, Sasuke answered.
"Yes?"
The figure seemed to take this as an offense other than a friendly answer.
"YOU TWO DO NOT KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE!"
Naruto stood there puzzled. He boldly spoke.
"Um…what do we not know what it is like?"
The figure took in an immense breath.
"YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT IT IS LIKE TO BE IN EACH OTHERS SHOES."
Sasuke and Naruto looked at each other.
"You don't mean…you're…."
Naruto finished his sentence.
"He's…the almighty god of the switch."
The figure nodded up and down signaling that they hit it right on the money.
"So…you saw Naruto and I fight just now, and you are going to…"
The god interrupted.
"I HAVE BEEN WATCHING YOU TWO CONSTANTLY BICKER AT EACH OTHER! I HAVE HAD ENOUGH! TO MAKE YOU SEE WHAT IT IS LIKE, I WILL BE SWITCHING YOUR SOULS. UCHIHA SASUKE, YOU WILL BE LIVING TWO MONTHS IN UZUMAKI NARUTO'S BODY. YOU WILL TAKE ON HIS LIFE, HIS TURMOIL, AND HIS HOME. UZUMAKI NARUTO, YOU WILL BE SPENDING TWO MONTHS IN UCHIHA SASUKE'S BODY. YOU WILL ALSO TAKE ON HIS LIFE, TURMOIL, AND HOME."
They boys just stared at the god of the switch. Each was trying to let it sink in before….
"BE SWITCHED FOR TWO, LET LESSON FOR TWO, SWITCH I COMMAND!" The god screamed the incantation and shot a huge bolt of lightning at Naruto and Sasuke.
"AHHHHH!!!!!"