Death: okay this is detecated to my friend. I hope she comes to the right site.

Sasuke: why do you care?

Death: what part of the word DETECATED do you not under stand

Sasuke: I still don't get it.

Death: what I mean is by DETECATED is that I took the time out of my life to do this.

Sasuke: yeah, what ever

Naruto: stop arugeing with death we have to take our places come on!

(sasuke and naruto live)

Death: thanks naru-chan… is he gone (nose bleed) god is that blonde hot

Sai: she likes dickless blondes

Death: oh like your the one to talk, and don't call naru-chan dickless! Any on with the show (inner death: and kill sai,too.)

Intro: Character/age/ pairing

Sasuke/20/ sasuxnaru, sasuxneji, sasuxgaa, sasuxkaka, sasuxoro, sasuxshika

Neji/21/sasuxneji, sasuxnaru, naruxgaa, shikxneji

Naruto/19/sasuxnaru, nejixnaru, naruxgaa, saixnaru

Shika/21/shikaxneji, nejixsasu

Kakashi/32/kakaxsasu, kakaxiru

Sai/???/saixnaru

Iruka/31/ kakaxiruk

Orochimaru/???/oroxsasu, oroxkabu

Kabu/???/oroxkabu

Gaara/19/ gaaxsasu, gaaxnaru

Naruto's intro:

"Okay heres the deal. I'll give the intro, you shutup, no complans, kay. I'm Naruto Uzamaki; I'm age 19. I go to an all boys collage, called Konha Collage Acdemy or KCA for short. There are three main cliques; the first clique is called Soulja Boys, the secound i called Backstreet boys and last but not least is Black Hearts. I take sides with the backstreet boys. There are only like three of us really starting with Iruka-sensei (enlish teacher) gaara and then me. Next is the soulja boys witch start off with Sasuke Uchiha, Neji Huuyga, Shikamaru Nara, and Kakashi-sensei (science teacher). The last group is the Black Hearts witch consists of weird people like Orochimaru, Sai, and Kabuto. Okay next is about the collage. Well to put it simple and plan everybody is gay. Well that takes care just about every thing, guess I'm off see you in the first chapter."

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Death: wow 2hrs and 30min good timing.

Naruto: comes out sweaty and naked

Death: uh… like…what?

Naruto: Sasuke ravishment

Death: yeah, give me a minute (heavy nose bleed/ faints from the cause of blood loss)

Naruto: uh… any way reviews and in the first chapter she will atempt her first lemon