Episode: 1
Season: 1
Rick: Shane?
Shane: What Rick
Rick: I don't see a point in talking bout light switches.
Shane: This is exactly why I'm better then you!
Rick: what?! How?!
Shane: I know about these light switches, Rick! You don't wanna talkin about em...because you don't love Lori!
Rick: Shane! Broski! Do you have no chill?
Shane: Lori hater!
Rick:*sigh*
At the hospital
Rick:*wakes up*what happend?...
Rick: SHANE?!
Rick: LORI?!
Rick: COARL?!
Rick: The searching can wait I have to take a waz.
Shanes voice in Ricks head: LIGHT SWITCHES! YOU CANT EXCAPE THEM!
Rick: SHANE COULD YOU STFU IM TRYING TO WAZ! Geez people!
Morgan: What's your wound?
Rick: I dunno I wasn't gonna name it.
Morgan: ...It must be hard to be that stupid.
Rick: You should meet my bestie, He has problems.
Morgan: ...
Rick: I'm Rick Grimes, but you prolly already know that.
Morgan: I don't belive I do.
Rick: Rick Grimes? Deputy Grimes? Author of bestselling book "The Grimy Truth of The Grimes"?
Morgan: uh..no...I'm Morgan.
Rick: MORGAN FREEMAN!
Morgan: No, Morgan Jones
Rick: In the fifth grade I had this awful teacher. She yelled at everyone and was really short. I wanted to attack her. Her name was Mrs. Jones.
Morgan: What's your point.
Rick: I don't trust you.
Rick:*On radio* What's your name
Glenn: Dose this really matter?
Rick: I'm Rick Grimes, but you prolly already know that.
Glenn: Never heard of ya.
Rick: COME ON!
Glenn: Sorry.
Rick: Wait. How'd you get my phone number anyway?
Glenn: ... This is gonna take some work.
Rick: You're gonna save me?
Glenn: I have this strange feeling if I don't then the whole world will be imbalanced.
Rick: WATEVA JUST GET ME BUTT OUT THIS TANK!
More or no? Yes I started from season 1. Sorry.