Itachi cant fight when he's stoned!
Itachi and his akatsuki partner Kisame ran across the Kanoha lake, Kisame holding his throbbing jaw.
"Ya' know itchi, that fuckin' hurt. It was a hard kick, and all you did was stand there and run, that fight only lasted a few seconds!" Kisame was pissed off, Itachi could tell by the tone of his voice.
"okay first of all stop calling me Itchi, I'm a feared ninja dammit! The last thing I need is you calling me a name like that. Seconded, it may have seemed like a few seconds but really, I was slowly destroying his mind from the inside out."
"Really?" Kisames eyes widened.
"… err no, I just threw sand in his eyes really fast, the other two fuckers were looking at the floor so I kicked him in the balls.
The two ninja stopped to eat
"this is great food itchi…., err Itchi are you okay?" Kisame swallowed his food.
"Dammit Kisame I'm gonna kill your ass, Mangekyou Sharingan" Itachi's eyes activated.
"err hey I was just messin, hey! What the… my eyes, sand? OH SIIIIT my balls AAAAAAARGH!
"did you hear that kakashi?" asked Gai
"I hear a lot of things, who wants to know anyway?"
"put down the fucking book"
"that's right express your women-hood baby!"
Meanwhile, Itachi was rumerging around in Kisame's bag while he was unconscious.
"boring,…..boring,….ooh ooh, no wait,…boring." Itachi slumped to the floor.All this guy has is dildos and bottles of lubricant, the weirdo Itachi looked around, "well, nothing else to-do. Itachi pulled out a spliff, lit it and took a puff.
20 minutes later
"shi-iii-it"
"Itachi I'm your friend. Please don't throw me"
"shut the fuck up, you wanna end up like my other shoe." Itachi threw the squirrel to the floor. He rubbed his red eyes and took deep drag from the spliff. He stared at his hands before getting up to get a closer look at his toes.
"Itachi!" cried Gai
"oh shit, the elephants are back, look man, I gave you my money and danced just like ya'll sed j-just fuck off."
"err, Kakashi finish him quick, use the lightning blade"
"yea! Free spirit baby, g-gai did you remember the tissues?"
Gai kicks the book out of Kakashi's hand.
"fine bitch, but I aint putting out tonight!"
Kakashi powers up his lightning blade attack.
"Yo bitch, don't be startin no voodoo shit wit me mo' fucker"
Itachi glared at Kakashi
"mange err misame no wait….floss no salmon sharingan"
Itachi threw sand in the air and fell over.
"Was that the great Itachi!" Cried Gai "He seemed a lot more intense the last time I saw him" Gai scratched his head, confused."
"hmmmm where's my book?" Kakashi muttered as he looked around on the ground
"GOD DAMNIT KAKASHI!"
The end
Goth Kirby thinks your all angels
Id like to thank Ero-Thrax for inspiring me, this ones for you baby I did it!