Hey, this is a one shot that i thought of. please review.
BPOV
"Anything you can do I can do better, anything you can do I can do too!" Emmett sang, skipping around the house. I was sitting on the couch with my hands over my ears. He has been singing this song ALL day!!!
"Emmett shut the HELL up!!!" I screamed at him.
"ANYTHING YOU CAN DO I CAN DO BETTER!!!!!!" He sang louder.
I stood up, and getting in his way. "What is with you and that song?"
"Anything you can do I can do better!" He answered smiling. I scowled at him.
I took a few deep breaths. "Hey Emmett, what's that over there?"
He looked around. "Ohh!!! Shiny!!!" He didn't move, just stood there staring.
I knelt down, and quickly accomplished my task. I stood up just as Emmett was turning back around.
"So Emmett, since you can do anything better, let's try walking." I worked really hard to keep my face composed; thank goodness Emmett wasn't looking at my face but laughing.
"Bella, don't you know that you can't walk across a flat surface without tripping?"
"We'll see. Ready?" He nodded. "Go!" I didn't move, but Emmett did. And what a sight that was.
Emmett laid on the floor, his shoelaces tied together. I was laughing so hard. Edward, Esme, Alice, and Jasper all walked in, and upon seeing Emmett on the ground, all began cracking up too.
"Emmett pulled a Bella!!!! Nice one Bella!!" Jasper said high fiving me.
"Oh shut up you guys!" Emmett said untying the knot I had tied.
"Come on Emmett, that song was getting annoying. And who knew Bella could beat you at walking?" Edward said. "She proved her point too." I smiled widely at him.
"And Emmett, be thankful Rosalie's not here. She would never let you forget it." I said.
"Forget what?" Rosalie said, walking in the front door. Emmett was quickly on his feet, taking me by surprise by his sudden movement.
"Nothing Rosie, nothing at all." He looked at us, stuck his tongue out at me, and disappeared, Rosalie following him.
What a child, I thought to myself.
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