My first (and probably only) fanfic!

Disclaimer: I don't own Prince of Tennis, World of Warcraft, or Leroy Jenkins.

Tezuka Buchou stood up in front of the assembled team. He cleared his throat, and spoke up: "Yosh! These eggs have given us a lot of trouble in the past, so before we begin, does anybody need anything?"

Oishi offered, "Erm, I believe Taka-san needs something from this guy."

Momoshiro piped in,"Oh, does he need those Devout Shoulders? Doesn't - isn't he a paladin?"

Oishi, ever concerned for the team's safety, replied "Hai, but that will help him heal better, he'll have more mana."

Tezuka sighed and said, "Here is the plan. I will run in first, gather up all the eggs, we can blast them all down with AOE. Kaidoh will use Intimidating Hiss, to scatter them, so we do not need to encounter a whole group of them at once. When Kaidoh is done, we'll need Divine Intervention on our mages, so we can of course bring them down fast. Inui, calculate chance of survival."

Inui pushed up his glasses before speaking. "Thirty-two point three three, repeating of course, percentage, of survival."

Eiji, only knowing that the number was a bit bigger than what he usually heard, said "Nya, that's a lot better than we usually do, right?

Fuji, the tensai, smiled and said, "Saa, I was hoping that it would be lower."

The rest of the team, not including Echizen, Tezuka, and Inui, sweatdropped and took a few steps away.

Tezuka cleared his throat again and said, "Remember, stick to the plan, and Yudan sezu ni-"

He was interrupted by a loud bang, as Taka-san came online. He wasted no time in shouting "Hora hora, come on! Let's do this! LEEROOOOOOOY JEEENKIIIIIINSSS!!!" before running into the cave.

There was a short pause before Eiji pointed out the obvious: "Nya, he just ran in."

Momo ran in after, shouting, "Save him! Oh jeez".

Kaidoh hissed, running after muttering "That baka."

Ryoma followed, not wanting to be last.

Oishi and Eiji, the Golden Pair, ran in together, Oishi shouting "Stick to the plan! Stay together! Oh jeez, let's go, let's go!"

Tezuka rubbed his temples before following.

Inui was last, muttering a quick "Ii Data."

The next minute was a blurred scene of action, with only a few phrases distinguishable amongst the clutter.

"DORYAAAA!"

"Momo-senpai!"

"The eggs keep respawning!

"BURNI- oh nooo!"

"Stay down! Stay-EIJIIII!!!"

"Fssshhhhh".

"Teme!!!"

"Yudan sezu ni h-"

At the end of that minute, they were all (virtually) dead.

They all started groaning.

Momoshiro was the first to speak up "Why do you always do this, Taka-san?!"

"Nya, this happens every time!"

"Why is it always you?

"Fshhh!"

"100 percent chance that I we are all never going to forgive you for this."

"Kawamura, 125 laps!"

Taka-san started crying. "Its not my fault!"

"Mada Mada dane, Senpai."

Taka-san's only retort was "At least I have sushi."