Disclaimer: I do not own the character Spongebob Squarepants or any other character related to the show. I do own Melissa Jackson and Aquarius. They are my orignal characters.

Note: I highly recommend that you read my previous fanfic Melissa Jackson, if you want to know more about the character and of the character Aquarius.

Warning: This fanfic is a slash writing. This contains content concerning rape, angst, drama, and some LEMONS that I will NOT be posting on my fanfics. I will only email them to who wishes to see them but only to registered fanfic members. There is one curse word but it has been edited out. Also, this is my first slash and yaoi. Please no Flames. They will be laughed at and burned.

Rating: PG-13 at first but rating will go up.

Pairings: Squidward/Squillam(not by Squidward's choice), Spongebob/Patrick

Squillam's Jealously

By

MJ19AQ

-Intro-

Squilliams's Diary

Date: Jan, 2004

Dear Diary,

Today was one of those dull, boring, incoviences that I had normally gone throughtout the day without any care of the world. I walked, casually in the bank, insuing my normal transactions while the bank tellers treated me like a royal monarch, catering to me hand and foot and answering to my every whim. Those bunch of blood sucking, money hording morons. It's bad enough that they're trying to "charm" me out of my money, but they continually cling to me like sea urchins in mating season. It's all because I'm the wealthest, successful, artistic person in Bikini Bottom. Everyone seems to be after me for my money.

Anyways, after I had finished my transactions I walked out to my limo and drove off toward the Krusty Krabs. My personal limo driver dropped me off one block away from the Krusty Krabs which I was greeted by what I call the "idiot" line. A bunch of so-called "friends" who usually consist a bunch of meeping, anchovie free-loaders who only are interested in hanging out in one of my many yachts, casinos, and fancy hotels/spas. They walked with me toward the Krusty Krabs talking about rumors that have been going around but I drowned out their mindless chatter thinking in only feeding my craving for a Krabby Patty. I approached the entrance to the Krusty Krabs and as I opened the door, I just froze in place as my eyes glazed upon........him again. His beautiful, slender, green body caressing my vision and those beautiful eyes of his stole away every beating moment of my heart. He truly was an exquite creature. Those tentacles of his was to die for, as they moved so gracefully in fashion without a care in the world.

Squidward Tentacles.

I have known him ever since high school and yet, every time I see him I can't help but feel a deep found of affection for him, since he is by far the most beautiful creature in Bikini Bottom. I walked up towards Squidward's cash counter in which he was reading a dance magazine. He'd look so cute with his oxford tan shirt and his uniform cap nestled on top of his head.

"Hey, squiddy. Still harboring the cash register!?!" I smoothly replied.

"Listen, here," Squidward scowled, "Do you want to order or....." Squidward stopped talking the moment he noticed me, grinning at him. "S-S-S-Squillam Fanyson!," Squidward exclaimed, "W-What are you doing here?"

"Oh, I stopped by to see how the fast food industry has worked out for you and to order on of your delicious Krabby Patties for me and my friends," I replied, crossing my arms across my chest. "Ooookay, then. How many Krabby Patties would you like?" Squidward asked, ready to write down my order.

Slowly, I went up to Squidward's ear and whispered my response. "Seven Krabby Patties and a f." I quickly backed up, looking at him innocently. Squidward was obviously stunned. "W-W-What was that?" Squidward nervously asked. "I said I wanted seven Krabby Patties and an order of fries," I repeated to Squidward. "Okay. I got seven patties and one fries. Would like a drink with your order?" Squidward asked hastily. I gently placed a hand on his cheek, receiving a nervous reaction from Squidward as I whispered softly to him. "Only if you're going to deliver it to me." Squidward was annoyed with me and so he turned and gave the paper with my order to Spongebob. "Here's the order for seven patties and an order of fries. You can deliver the order to Squillam's table whenever you're ready."

Squidward turned his attention towards me, again. "You're food is on the way. That will be $23.00 dollars, please?" Squidward said. I placed Squidward a fifty dollar bills in his hands in which he looks at me, annoyed. "Uh, Squillam. This is a fifty dollar bill." Squidward said. "I know," I replied back to him, smiling. "Fine," Squidward spat out. He opened up the cash register and quickly gave me my change. "$27.00 dollars is your change. Enjoy your Meal."

I turned my attention to my "friends". "Go get a table for us," I replied. My friends went off and found a round table to for us to sit. "I'll enjoy my meal but you're going to deliver it to my table," I said to Squidward. Squidward, at that moment, was not to thrilled with the news. "Whaaat!?!" He angerily replied, "Look, Squillam. I write down orders, give change, and sent the orders to Spongebob or Melissa. I don't serve the orders at people's table. That's their job."

Suddenly, Spongebob came out of the kitchen with my order ready. "Seven Patties and an order of fries are ready. I'll be more than happy to deliver it to your table, Squillam." I simply ignored Spongebob and focused my attention back to Squidward. "I may have payed for this food but I refuse to accept it unless, Squiddy, here, deliver it to me." "Well, you're just going to have to starve, then," Squidward said, turning his back on me with his arms folded. "I'm not delivering your order to your table." I saw Mr. Krabs come out of his office and approached us. "What's the commotion about, lad?" Mr. Krabs said. "I refuse to deliver this order to Squillam," Squidward explained. "It's not my job." "I've already played for my meal and I don't think that request is too hard," I reasoned. "Besides, the customer is always right." "Aye, your right, lad." Mr. Krabs agreed. Mr. Krabs than took my order from Spongebob and handed it to Squidward. "Here, Squidward. Deliver these Krabby Patties to his table," Mr. Krabs ordered. "B-But, Mr. Krabs. I....." Squidward protested but was interrupted by Mr. Krabs. "I know that you don't normally serve at people's table, Squidward. But Squillam here has already payed for his meal and we know that he can bring some good customers with their money......err, friends to the Krusty Krabs. Besides, he's your old friend from high school." "Soon to be my lover," I thought.

"But Mr. Krabs. If I'm going to deliver this food to Squillam's table, who going to work the cash register?" Squidward asked. At the moment, Melissa entered into the Krusty Krabs and walked up to the group. "Howdy y'all. How's everybody doing?" Melissa greeted. "Ahoy, Lassie. You're just in time," Mr. Krabs greeted. "I know. I'll go in the kitchen and start cooking those Krabby Patties for ya," Melissa said. "Actually, lass. I need you to take over Squidward's shift for a moment meanwhile Squidward delivers these Krabby Patties to Squillam's table," Mr. Krabs ordered.

"I didn't know that Squillam likes the Krusty Krabs!?!" Melissa surprisingly responded. "What gave you the impression that I didn't like this restaurant?" I questioned. "The fact that I heard you said that you'd never step into this rathole of a restaurant," Melissa explained.

"Listen to me, you little tramp," I scowled at Melissa, "I can have a change of view and if I want a Krabby Patty, then I'll eat one. So keep your ears out of my business."

"Now Listen here, Squillam. You have no right to speak to Melissa in that manner. That was rude and inconsiderate......" Spongebob angrily replied, but was interrupted by Squidward. "Please, allow me to interfere, Spongebob," Squidward said. Squidward slapped me clear across my cheek. "Aye, lad. Have ye gone mad?" Mr. Krabs gasped. "Spongebob's right," Squidward angrily replied, "That was rude of you to speak to Melissa like that. I will deliver these patties to your table but I refuse to allow you or anyone else to speak to her so rudely in that manner. NOW APOLOGIZE TO HER!"

I was stunned when Squidward slapped me, but it felt so good to feel the roughness of his hand touching me. Oh, how I wished that his hands can touch my body. But for the moment, I was satisfied with the brief moment of contact. "I'm so sorry that I had spoken to you rudely. I was out of line. I just don't like people getting into my business. Please forgive me," I apologized to Melissa. "Sigh........I forgive you, Squillam," Melissa said. "Good," I said. I turned my attention at Squidward, smiling at him. "Come on, squiddy. Those patties are getting cold," I said, walking toward my table. "I better get this over with," Squidward thought. Squidward walked behind me carring my order. "All right, crew. The show's over. Now get back to work," Mr. Krabs ordered. "Aye, Aye, Captain," Both Melissa and Spongebob replied.

Spongebob went to fry cooking while Melissa took over Squidward's shift at the cash register. Squidward started to place each patty down delicately in front of my friends one by one. As I watched him deliver the patties, I couldn't help but stare at his arms and how soft they looked as he continued to delicately put down the krabby patties. How I wanted to kiss his arms tenderly and caress them with my own. I was the last one to be served. Squidward gently placed in front of me my Krabby Patty. Before he withdrew his arm to place the order of fries in front of me, I gently and quickly grabbed his arm and tenderly kissed his hand, slightly moaning over how silky his skin felt upon my lips.

No one noticed me except Squidward, who was sweating nervously and Melissa, who had happened to overlook at my table. "Here's your change , Ma'mam. Enjoy your meal," Melissa said, giving change to a customer. Melissa looked over my table and saw me kissing Squidward hand. "Great barrier reef! Spongebob has got to see this," Melissa exclaimed. She walked up to the window, seeing Spongebob flipping patties. "Psst! Spongebob," Melissa called out to Spongebob. "Oh, Hi Melissa. These patties will be ready in a minute," Spongebob answered, looking up at Melissa. "You've got to come up to the window and see what's going on out here," Melissa suggested. Spongebob jumps up to the window sill. "Look, Spongebob," Melissa said, pointing toward my table, "Squillam is kissing Squidward's hand. I mean, that's.......scandalous." Spongebob looked at my table and gasped. "I think that Squillam likes Squidward and has a major crush on him," Melissa said. "Nah. I think Squillam is just saying thank you for the meal. You know, he owns a lot of fancy restaurants and they usually display these types of gesters in those restaurants. I know. I used to be a waiter," Spongebob explained. "Boy, was that a disaster!?!" Melissa replied. "But I don't think Squillam is showing a gester, thanking Squidward for the meal. I strongly believe that Squillam really likes Squidward and has a huge crush on him. Well, anyways. It's none of our business. We should get back to work." "Okay, Melissa," Spongebob said. Melissa continued to serve customers at the cash register and Spongebob was continuing his fry cooking.

I continued to kiss Squdward's hand for a bit longer then I released it back to him. Squidward was stunned and gave a slight blush. He nervously gave me my fries and placed it in front of me.

"I-Is there a-anything else you would like, Squillam?" Squidward said nervously.

"I would like to rip your shirt off and make sweet love to you on this table w/everyone watching us," I thought. "If you could bring some napkins, please?" I asked Squidward. "You don't want any condiments," Squirdward asked. "Nope. Just some napkins, please," I replied. "I'll go get them," Squidward said.

Squidward walked over to the counter next to the cash register to grab some napkins. Meanwhile, I quickly ate the Krabby Patty which was absolutely delicious. Next, I took a look at my fries and ate one french fry. It tasted so good, so I decided to engulf the french fries in one bite, finishing my meal. The rest of my friends had already finished with their Krabby Patties as well. Squidward started to come back to my table with the napkins at hand. I quickly sprayed some breath mint in my mouth to kill the odor of the Krabby Patty and fries in my breath. "Here's your napkins, Squillam," Squidward said flatly. "Why, thank you, squiddy," I replied smoothly. I passed the napkins to my friends and used a napkin to wipe my mouth. "Now, if you don't mind I would like to get back to my life now," Squidward plainly said. (A/N: Statement from a episode). "Squidward started walking back to the cash register. "Wait, Squidward. I haven't given you you're tip yet. Don't you want it?" I asked Squidward, stopping him. "Alright," Squidward replied, facing me. "I'll accept your tip. Just give it to me so that way I can get back to work."

I scooted my chair backwards and got up with the rest of friends. I walked toward Squidward until I was face to face with him. He looked at me nervously and I just smiled back at him. Without any warning, I quickly grabbed a hold of Squidward and pressed my lips with his, closing my eyes. Squidward was completely stunned at my action. I continued to kiss him passionately forcing him to open his mouth so that my tongue could travel inside his cavern. His lips were so sweet and the taste that I got from his mouth was pure bliss. Squidward tried to pull away but I merely wrapped my arms around him, holding him closer to my body and holding his head gently with my hand as I deepen the kiss.

My action didn't go unnoticed as the last one that did. As soon as I started to kiss Squidward, all my friends were shocked as well as the rest of the customers who were eating in the restaurant for they all stopped what they were doing and stared at us.

"Spongebob, I need an order of two Krabby Patties to be delivered to table five," Melissa ordered. She turned around and saw me kissing Squidward. "Oh........My......Goodness. I-I can't believe what I'm seeing," Melissa replied, shocked. "Two patties for table five coming up," Spongebob called out, carrying a tray of patties. He looked up and saw me and Squidward kissing. "SWEET NEPTUNE!!!!!" Spongebob shouted, dropping the tray of patties in the floor, spilling them everywhere. Mr. Krabs walked out of his office and toward Spongebob and Melissa. "How come there's no sound of customers coming here spending money?" Mr. Krabs demanded. Both Melissa and Spongebob slowly pointed towards me and Squidward. Mr. Krabs deverted his attention to me and Squidward. "GREAT BARRIER REEF!" Mr. Krabs exclaimed, shocked at seeing me kissing Squidward. "I was right! Squillam likes Squidward. A whole lot!" Melissa said.

Everybody continued to stare at us, dumbfounded at what was unfolded. I continued to kiss Squidward for a bit longer then I relunctantly departed my lips from his and let him go. Squidward eyes were widen and his entire face was fully blushed red, shocked at just what happened. I brushed off a few speck of dirt that was clinging on Squidward's shirt. I took his uniform hat, took out my wallet, and stuffed a woad full of money inside his uniform hat. I placed his hat back upon his head and quickly gave him a soft kiss upon his lips. "Thank you, Squidward for the wonderful meal we had. I enjoyed your company and the kiss we shared. I hope that I'll be able to see you again, my darling," I whispered to Squidward. I walked toward the door, gestering to my friends. "Come on, everyone. Let's go and have fun in my private cruise/casino." I walked outside with the rest of the group. Squidward stood there blankly for a few mintues, slowly touching his lips with his hand. Squidward looked up towards everyone who quickly resumed what they were doing, talking about the events that had just occurred. Slowly, Squidward walked up to the cash register, still in shock. "Spongebob! Go back to the kitchen and make some new fresh Krabby Patties for Table Five. I'll clean up the mess here. Oh, and not one word about what just happened here and that goes for you too, Mr. Krabs," Melissa ordered Spongebob. "Aye, Aye, Ma'am!" Spongebob replied. Spongebob went back to the kitchen and cooked two new patties while Melissa got a broom and a dustpan and cleaned up the mess. "Uh.....Ok, lass. I'll......I'll be in me office," Mr. Krabs said, shocked. He walked back to his office and shut the door. Squidward walked up to Melissa, who had just finished cleaning the mess Spongebob accidently made. "Oh......H-Hi, Squidward. Look, I'm done cleaning up the mess. You can take your shift now and I'll just go back and help Spongebob grill those Krabby Patties, Okay!?!" Melissa said, nervously. "Uh-Huh!" Squidward replied, still in shock. "Okay, then. I'll be in the kitchen," Melissa responded.

Melissa walks inside the kitchen getting herself ready to start cooking the Krabby patties. Everyone went on to doing their business including Squidward, who was serving customers at the cash registers. For three weeks, the town talked about the incident that occured in the Krusty Krabs between me and Squidward.

It's been five months now that I have last seen Squidward. I can still remember the sweetness of his lips when they touched mine and how soft and warm his body felt right close to me. I plan to visit Bikini Bottom tomorrow and hopefully I'll be able to see......Squidward. Well, it's getting late and I'll have to get some sleep. I'll let you know how things turn out tomorrow. Until then, adeui, diary.

Squillam Fancyson

"Squillam and Squidward Forever"

Well, that's the end of my intro. Please bear with me for updates on this story since I'm currently working on another fanfic as well. Please review and tell me if I need any improvement on spelling and grammar. Remember, no flames will be accepted.