A/N: New story from me! I got this idea randomly...I thought it sounded wacky enough to be something that would actually be on iCarly. Hope you enjoy!
Disclaimer: Don't own iCarly, but I really wish I did so that seddie would happen already! lol
iSaveCarly...With You?
Chapter 1:
The Blackout
Sam's POV
Me and my best friend Carly Shay were fixing our hair in front of the mirror in the small bathroom on the first floor of her loft/apartment. We had a webshow in a few minutes, and even un-girly me wanted to look spiffy today, we had a guest on iCarly today.
"Now we promise no fighting this time," Carly reminded me. Max was a sophmore, he had dirty-blondish hair, and he was going to be playing the keyboard and singing on the show. You see, iCarly fans had gotten slightly upset that there hadn't been any more live music on the show since that tone-deaf Jake had been on the show (unless you count Ms. Briggs, which I don't! Yuck!). They didn't know that the only reason he had been on the show in the first place was because Carly had a HUMUNGO crush on the dude. So starting that month, we would hold auditions every month, and choose the best musician to perform on our next show.
"Yes, mother. Besides, musicians do nothing for me." Carly gave me a look.
"Fine, alright they do! Geez, Carly, your eyes are like daggers!" Carly laughed when we heard Freddie (our technical geek...I mean producer) yell down to us from the iCarly studio that we had two minutes until show time. We both rushed out of the bathroom in a flash, and Carly hit the elevator button. The big metal door opened and who should be in the elevator but Max.
"Hey, Max," Carly greeted him in a flirty voice. I knew she was wearing her 'helping bra', too. Carly, Carly, Carly, when would she learn? We hopped in the elevator and made our way up.
The lift opened to our iCarly studio, and we all entered. Freddie was doing some tech-weenie stuff on his laptop, and Max walked over to his keyboard and started to pluck out a few notes and warm up his voice. Carly went over to "listen" to him. Which really meant to flirt with him. Out of the corner of my eye I saw wistfully watch Carly laugh at whatever un-funny thing Max was saying. I just rolled my eyes. When would that dweeb understand that Carly didn't love him? Ugh, whatever.
"Guys, one minute!" the dork told us. Carly and I got into place in front of Freddie's camera. We did our little happy dances that always get us pumped up before a show and before we knew it Freddie was yelling:
"In five, four, three, two..."
"Hello and welcome to another episode of iBarley," Carly spoke into the camera lens.
"The only web show where all you do is watch us play with two giant stacks of barley!" I interjected. Carly and I picked up a big stack of barley each and then proceeded to throw the entire bundle at Freddie's camera, all the while making siren noises.
"Careful, careful, guys! I don't want any barley getting in my lens!" Freddie dusted some bits of grain off of his lame camera.
"Nobody cares, Fredwad," I told him. It was the truth after all. Who cared about his stupid little camcorder?
"You know what Sam-"
"I'm sorry, Sam's not here right now, please leave a message after the beep. BEEEEEEP!!!!"
"Sam, you know what, you have a series problem. Now, I don't know what it is but-"
"I'm not the one with the problem, you're the one who is pining after a girl who will never love you-"
"She'll love me someday-"
"Yeah, sure, dork, and I'll change my name to Wandatonia and join the circus."
"Oh, what a mature comeback, I can't believe-"
But I never found out what Freddie couldn't believe, because at that very moment, all of the lights went out and I heard Carly scream.
A/N: Sorry it's short! But it's just pretty much like a prologue. I'll update as soon as I can!
-shoopshoop
