Jack's Peanut Song
Many have wondered why Jack was eating a peanut- well- here's my theory. He heard a song, a well known song.
Found a peanut, found a peanut, found a peanut, just now,
Just now I found a peanut, found a peanut, just now,
Cracked it open, cracked it open, cracked it open just now,
Just now I cracked it open, cracked it open just now,
It was rotten, it was rotten, it was rotten just now,
Just now it was rotten, it was rotten just now,
Ate it anyway, ate it anyway just now,
Just now I ate it anyway, ate it anyway just now,
Got sick, got sick, got sick just now,
Just now I got sick, got sick just now,
Had a surgery, had a surgery, had a surgery just now,
Just now I had a surgery, had a surgery just now,
Died anyway, died anyway, died anyway just now,
Just now I died anyway, died anyway just now,
Went to heaven, went to heaven, went to heaven just now,
Just now I went to heaven, went to heaven just now,
Wouldn't take me, wouldn't take me, wouldn't take me just now,
Just now they wouldn't take me, wouldn't take me just now,
Went the other way, went the other way, went the other way just now,
Just now I went the other way, went the other way just now,
Shoveling coal, shoveling coal, shoveling coal just now,
Just now I'm shoveling coal, shoveling coal just now,
Found a peanut, found a peanut, found a peanut just now,
Just now I found a peanut, found a peanut just now,
Left it alone, left it alone, left it alone just now,
Just now I left it alone, left it alone just now.
Who ever wrote this song was a genius!
FYI: I don't own the character Jack Sparrow, or the Pirates of the Caribbean trilogy; wish I did 'cause I'd be a very rich genius! And I don't own this song. goes and cries in corner
-Mirror of Music