Date Night

A Batman/Wonder Woman Story

Introduction: Here's another BMWW story. A fun story about how the two try to have a night together without costumes, and the craziness that they deal with in their busy lives. This will be three chapters and that is it. I don't envision doing more.

And for those you who remember, the Steel Fang was a corny villain that appeared briefly in JLA #90 Now, their back and causing more chaos and making fools of themselves.

As always review if you like, but it's not necessary to do so.

Enjoy.

Chapter One: The Return of the Steel Fang

It was beautiful spring night.

It was a new moon, and that meant that the skies would be dark, but the bright lights of Gotham made the sky look brighter. And it was especially bright in the northwest business district.

Wonder Woman, wearing her red top, gold arm straps and black pants ensemble, flew under a twenty-foot neon sign and dodged large metallic spider legs, they were moving incredibly fast. She smirked at the funny sight of these criminals. She remembered dealing with them years ago with Batman.

But to this day; she still didn't know if she should be flattered or insulted about having helped him take them down the first time.

Wonder Woman thought about how this night started off so well. The plan was to have dinner at the Manor and then go off to see a movie: just Bruce and Diana Wayne, married couple, husband and wife, lovers, friends, and partners. Of course, as always, not everything worked out the way they planned it. Instead of finishing dinner and getting ready to see a movie, they received a police report of criminal activity in Gotham.

They soon found out that it was the Steel Fang. Their plans were cancelled and thus this is where they found themselves now. Fighting in the business district.

Wonder Woman dodged more swipes and stopped in mid air and used her gold and red bracelets to block a swipe from one metal leg and was pushed back by a few feet at the blow.

Lowering her arms, she saw the leader of the group staring down, while his two partners were busy terrorizing innocents on the street below. She looked at the red, blue and black suited criminal and tried not to laugh. She knew how pathetic they were. She just wasn't sure if they knew it.

"You can't stop us Wonder Woman!" Barked out the leader of the Steel Fang. "We will rule this city! You will not defeat us again!"

Wonder Woman smirked, and tried her best to not laugh, these three were silly and not much of a challenge. She figured they would be done soon enough.

"You rule this city now?" Wonder Woman replied. She looked down at the street and saw Batman taking care of the other two. He already had one knocked unconscious and was taking care of the other.

Batman was pulling out his Batclaw and fired at the other Steel Fang member. The claw grabbed the back of the villain and Wonder Woman could see Batman yanking with all his strength to pull him down. After a brief struggle, the other member went down with a loud slam.

After retracting the claw, he jumped forward and landed on top of the fallen member and delivered a knock out blow. He immediately looked up to see Wonder Woman at a standstill with the leader.

As if sensing that Batman was watching her, she looked down and smiled.

"I think you heard him. I need some help." She yelled to her partner.

"Ha ha ha ha ha!" The leader laughed loudly. "No one can stop me!"

He quickly lifted two of his metal legs and was about to swing at Wonder Woman, but was suddenly hit with three explosive balls, hitting him in the face, chest and at one of the legs. He quickly fell with a loud thud.

Moments later, two of the Steel Fang members were lying flat on the ground and the other was hanging upside down from a light post.

Batman and Wonder Woman stood next to each other as they waited for the police to arrive. As they waited, Wonder Woman couldn't help but laugh.

"What's funny princess?" Batman asked with his usual stoic tone of voice. He knew what it was, but he decided to ask anyway. He knew their date night was ruined, but that didn't stop from finding something to do besides fighting crime tonight.

"Well, it's these same three men again. And they thought they were unstoppable." Wonder Woman said. She placed her head in her hand and shook it.

Batman sighed. "I never thought I'd see them again. But, much like last time, they were pushovers."

Then, he nudged closer pushed back some hair covering Diana's right ear. She knew what this was about.

"I'm sorry our night was ruined." It was Bruce whispering and not Batman. "I'll make it up to you somehow."

Diana smiled softly and whispered low enough for him to hear. She knew that his cowl had enhanced earpieces, so he could hear the lowest, smallest noise.

"It's okay." She whispered back. "We'll still end the night the way I want it too."

Those last words were spoken with a seductive tone. And as she pulled away, she had a small and seductive looking smirk.

Batman smiled. "Sounds like…."

He was interrupted by the Steel Fang leader opening his mouth.

"For crying out loud! Did you two take my advice all those years ago and get a room?"

The pair turned their heads to look at him. Neither showed annoyance, but amusement that the leader was running his mouth again.

"I'm freezing my palp up here! Again!" The leader was clearly annoyed, but apparently he still hadn't learned his lesson from a few years ago.

"Excuse me." Wonder Woman said. She smiled at Batman.

"Take your time, but be nice." Batman said with a hint of humor.

Wonder Woman turned and headed towards the Steel Fang leader.

"Yeah, that's right, why don't you both head to the Batmobile and have your fun…." He paused and his eyes went wide. He knew what was going on and he didn't like it.

"Hey! Is that what I think it is?" He started to panic and began sweating like there was no tomorrow.

Wonder Woman lifted her left hand up and held the object that the leader feared most.

"No! No! No! Keep that away from me! Not again! Aaaahhhhhhh!"

Batman shook his head and tried to avoid laughing. At least they would have some fun tonight.

Next: More date night fun!

Final Note: Hope you enjoyed.