Thanks for clicking on my newest fanfic, "The Untold Stories of Symphonia." This is that place where those unanswered questions that no one seems to care about but must care about because otherwise they wouldn't ask the unanswered questions in the first place are answered, such as Lloyd's white things on the back of his shirt, Genis' funny hand motion, and who Penguinists really are. Sit back, and relax as we answer these and MORE!

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"Hi! I'm Brandonglee123 and I'm here with my pal Lloyd."

"Hi."

"We're here to discover Symphonia's greatest mysterious that no one seems to answer except in parodies such as these. Today, we're at Raine and Genis' house to discover why Raine's food seems to be deadly over half the tim… I mean, most of the tim… I mean, all of the time."

Mystery #1: Raine's Cooking

"So, we slowly sneak up, as we are very lucky to witness this event. RAINE COOKING! Let's watch."

Inside…

"Let's see, I think I'm going to make a cake today."

Genis started to slowly inch towards the front door. He almost made it if he didn't accidentally step on that mysterious twig that happens to be under your foot and it snaps, making the person you don't want to disturb/hide from notice you, like this situation. Nevertheless, that happened.

"And just where do you think YOU'RE going?!?"

"Uhhh… Colette's house?"

"Don't you want to try my cake?"

"NO!"

Raine blinks.

"Uhhh… I mean, I… uhhh… told… uhhh… Lloyd and Colette that… uhhh… I was going to meet them at Colette's house. Yeah, that's it. So, I'd really hate to disappoint them and all, and… LOOK OVER THERE!!!"

Raine looked and saw nothing, but by then, Genis had already made a mad dash out the door.

"FINE! BE THAT WAY!"

Raine goes back into the kitchen.

"Okay, let's begin."

Outside…

"Watch, as Raine adds ingredients into her bowl, such as flour, butter, eggs, and baking soda. Nothing odd there. Wait… WAIT! She's adding curry powder!!! What a culinary break-through! Let's watch."

"Uhhh… Brandonglee123?"

"What, Lloyd?"

"Shouldn't we leave before she discovers us?"

"Don't worry. We'll be okay."

"Okay…"

Inside…

"Finally, after all that time, I finished my Spicy Cake!"

Outside…

"Look at that! A Spicy Cake! Carefully pulling out a notebook, I will take note of the used ingredients around her that interest me, such as the curry powder and the Tobasco sauce. Apparantly, she seems to be resistant against spicy foods. Case Closed!"

"Can we run now?"

"Sure. Why?"

"She found us."

"Oh. AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Case Closed!

Several minutes later…

"Okay, time for mystery #2! We're going to figure out how a kendama can cast magic spells!"

Mystery #2: Magic Kendamas

"Okay, for this one, we video-taped a conversation between us and Genis. Let's watch (Yes, Let's watch is a fun phrase to say.)."

Video Camera

Brandonglee123: So Genis, how is it that a children's toy can shoot fireballs, summon meteor storms, and cause giant cyclones?

Genis: Well, it's very simple actually.

Lloyd: Really?

Genis: Yeah, all I do is say some MAGIC words, swing my kendama, say the name of the spell, and…

Lloyd: And?

Brandonglee123: And?

Genis:…and then, I…

Lloyd: Yes?

Brandonglee123: Yes?

Genis…I press one of the buttons on my kendama.

Lloyd: WHAT?!?

Brandonglee123: WTH?!? How can a button cause meteor storms?

Genis: Quite easily, actually.

Lloyd: You knew this the whole time and never told me? This makes the whole "Kendama Competition" and "Mithos and Kendamas" skits pointless!

Genis: Actually, the "Mithos and Kendamas" skit had a point. Only Half-elves know where the buttons are.

Brandonglee123: GASP!

End Video Camera

"So as you can see, folks, there really isn't any MAGIC behind THIS magic-user. Case Closed!"

Case Closed!

"Our show may be over, but it will continue!"

"We will continue showing our mysterious adventures into the unknown!"

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"Thanks for reading!"

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