Sasuke The Red-Nosed Emo
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Shikamaru tells Konohamaru's squad the story of 'Sasuke the Red-Nosed Emo'. Parody of 'Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer'.
Konohamaru's sqaud, who consists of Moegi, Konohamaru, and Udon, ran up to Shikamaru one morning while he was cloud-watching. Moegi looked at him for a minute and said loudly:
"Shikamaru!"
Shikamaru looked up at the Genin and asked:
"What?"
The squad looked at him as Konohamaru took out of a picture of Sasuke dressed up as a reindeer, Orochimaru as Santa, and Kabuto as an elf. Konohamaru asked:
"Can you tell us about Sasuke the Red-Nosed Emo?"
"I'll sing you the song of it. The faster I get this troublesome song done, the faster I get to continue watching the clouds." Shikamaru replied, sitting up.
"Yes!" Konohamaru said, sitting down with his squad.
"Once, every Christmas Eve... Sasuke performs this type of Jutsu that gives him reindeer horns, a bright red nose, and gives him the ability to fly..." Shikamaru said before Moegi interupted.
"Wait, if ninja can jump really high using chakra or something crazy like that, why does he need to fly?" Moegi asked.
"Because he helps Orochimaru Claus power the sleigh." Shikamaru said.
"Why is Orochimaru Santa and why do they need a sleigh if they can fly?" Udon asked.
"Because Orochimaru is that old and to carry the troublesome gifts. Now shut up so I can sing." Shikamaru said.
"Ok." The Genin squad said.
"This is the story..." Shikamaru said.
"But-" Konohamaru whined.
Shikamaru started to sing:
Sasuke the Red-Nosed Emo
Had a very red nose
If you ever saw him
You can tell he is Emo as everyone knows
All of the other Ninja
Used to laugh and call him 'Emo Duckbutt'
They never let Sasuke live it down,
Even if Naruto was the class clown.
But then on one dark Christmas Eve after Orochimaru Claus bit him,
Orochimaru came and asked him:
"Sasuke-kun, with you're red nose so bright,
Will you join me in DDR after delivering these gifts tonight?"
Then how the other Kunoichi love him
And then they cheered like fangirls:
"Sasuke the Red-Nosed Emo, you're the Emo-est in history."
Sasuke the Red-Nosed Emo
Had a very red nose
If you ever saw him
You can tell he is Emo as everyone knows
All of the other Ninja
Used to laugh and call him 'Emo Duckbutt'
They never let Sasuke let it down,
Even if Naruto was the class clown.
But then on one dark Christmas Eve after Orochimaru Claus bit him,
Orochimaru came and asked him:
"Sasuke-kun, with you're red nose so bright,
Will you join me in DDR after delivering these gifts tonight?"
Then how the other Kunoichi love him
And then they cheered like fangirls:
"Sasuke the Red-Nosed Emo, you're the Emo-est in history."
Shikamaru bowed and sat down, saying:
"And that's the story."
"What kind of gifts does Orochimaru claus give? Does he have a personal elf?" Moegi asked.
"He gives anything you want... and his personal elf is named: Kabuto the Elf." Shikamaru replied.
"COOL!!!" The Genin cheered.
"Leave... so I can watch the clouds peacefully..." Shikamaru sighed, laying down on the ground.
"Bye, Shikamaru!" The Genin said, happily as they left.
"Thank goodness that's over..." Shikamaru said to himself.
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