The Bone Zone - a really fucking cheesy undertale fanfiction that was made entirely for a bet.
It was a normal night, at first anyway, in Snowdin town just east of the frozen icy plane connecting the passageway to the supposedly abandoned set of ruins. In Snowdin itself, lies the house of the two skeleton brothers, otherwise known as Sans and Papyrus- aptly named after their fontish counterparts. Tonight, however, the lights were shining from the windows longer than usual, and by the time many of the more childlike monsters in the town had fallen to sleep, the skeleton brothers seemed wide awake in the confines of their living room- with their silhouettes painted across the windows at the front of their house..
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN, IT'S A WOMAN?" The brother Papyrus yelled at his shorter brother, Sans. Papyrus waited for a response, crossing his arms and towering above the stumpy little skeleton that stood beneath him.
"a woman. you know, like, they've got a bust up here and a-" Sans placed his hands to his chest with the palm facing upward, mimicking a pair of large breasts. Papyrus interjected quickly to stop Sans from going any further.
"I GET THE PICTURE, SANS." Papyrus waves his hands in front of him, beckoning Sans to stop talking. "WHAT I MEAN IS... HOW DO YOU KNOW IT'S A GIRL?" He lowered his voice slightly, however was still, as always, in a vaguely yelling tone.
"well, uh, for starters the voice on the other side seems pretty girly if ya ask me." Sans replied, only to be met with an even more disapproving facial expression from his brother.
"THAT CAN'T BE JUST IT!" He shouted, stamping on the ground fiercely.
"well there are… other things... " Sans begins, but stopped abruptly. His brother Papyrus ceased his stamping immediately, and expressed at Sans with the widest of grins.
"WHAT… OTHER… THINGS?" Papyrus slowly edged downward toward Sans' face. As his brother looked down upon him, Sans began scratching his head nervously.
"eh, it's nothin'." Sans replied, however Papyrus knew that something was definitely up.
"GO ON." Papyrus said.
"damn it." Sans whispered to himself.
"A-HA!" Papyrus yelled in a victorious tone, "I KNEW THERE WAS MORE TO THE STORY!"
"shut up, will ya?!" Sans responded with a tone of annoyance, though it did little to deter his brother from initiating the interrogation.
"SOOOO? WHAT DID YOU DO?"
"wait- what?" Sans hit the realization of what his brother meant.
"COME, BROTHER! I KNOW YOU MUST HAVE DONE SOMETHING EMBARRASSING! OTHERWISE, YOU WOULDN'T BE STANDING THERE IN THE CONDITION YOU ARE!"
"i ain't got no story to tell! i'm gonna go see her tomorrow and sort things out." Sans replied, placing his hands in his hooded jacket's pockets. Papyrus smiled and jumped in place.
"OH BOY! CAN I COME?" He hopped excitedly. Sans turned away from his brother, only to respond with a simple
"no."
"NO?!" Papyrus exclaimed with disappointment, tears almost forming in his eyes.
"you'll piss it up, we both know that."
"ME? PISS IT UP?" Papyrus climbed atop the couch sitting in the front of the room. "I AM THE GREAT PAPYRUS, THE BESTEST CHARMER IN ALL OF THE UNDERGROUND! HOW COULD I POSSIBLY PISS IT UP FOR YOU?" Sans turned to Papyrus as he started to climb the stairs to the second floor.
"look, buddy, i just want a break from all this, capiche?" Papyrus frowned in response.
"RIGHT..."
"i'll see you when i get back tomorrow. don't come lookin' for me."
"NOTED." Papyrus responded as Sans slammed the door to his room, leaving the taller of the brother all on his own.
Little did they know, that the next day would be filled with events that would change the way they see the underground forever.