Musha: Ello my loyal readers!
Lenna: Holly shit! YOU have loyal readers?!?!
Musha: Shut up Lenna. Any ways, my friend Sheta-
Sheta: Did someone say my name?
Lenna: no. Now go back to your margarita.
Sheta: OKAY!!!
Musha: As I was saying. A while ago she-
Lenna: You mean Sheta?
Musha: yes I mean Sheta.
Sheta: Damn it! Now I KNOW someone said my name!!!
Musha: WOULD YOU BE QUIET AND LET ME TALK?!!!!
Lenna and Sheta: …….
Musha: Thank you. Now, awhile back Sheta had an interesting idea of what would happen if you put all the characters of twilight in a giant hamster ball. Well, I don't have any twilight characters. THEREFORE! I will test the theory of what would happen if you put all the AKATSUKI members in a giant hamster ball, the hamster ball was provided by my friends Shiku and Ricoshi.
Ricoshi: HI!
Shiku: 'Sup?
Itachi: Oh hell no. You are NOT getting me in that thing.
Kisame: ME NITHER!
Tobi: OH! OH! TOBI WANTS IN THE HAMSTER BALL! TOBI WANTS IN THE HAMSTER BALL!!!
Diedara: Shut up Tobi, un.
Pein: You're not getting any of us in that hamster ball, well, maybe Tobi, but that's it!
Musha, Lenna, and Sheta: Wanna bet?
Five minutes, three bottles of sake, twenty seven pixy stix, and two rubber chickens later
Hidan: #$% Musha! YOU BETTER #$%# #%$$# $% GET ME THE #$% OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!
Musha: You know Hidan, it's a good thing I have this bleeper, 'cause I'm really trying to keep this child appropriate.
Hidan: FUCK YOU!!!! *shows middle finger*
Musha: Well… There goes that dream…
Kakuzu: how exactly did we end up in here any ways?
Konan: I honestly don't know.
Tobi: YAY! TOBI'S A HAMSTER!!!
Everyone but Musha, Lenna, and Sheta: SHUT UP TOBI!!!
Musha: WELL! Only one more week! That means seven chapters total!!!
Akatsuki members: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Lenna: later guys! WE have lives to live and pixy stix to eat!
Sheta and Musha: YAY! PIXY STIX!!!
Musha: well, hope you liked it!
Lenna: Plenty more where that came from!
Sheta: mmmmmm peanut butter…
Lenna: Sheta! Save some for your beta!
Sheta: Screw you! I'M Alfa, I don't have to listen to you!
Star: I'm gonna be in the next chapter right!
Musha: sure! You can be Ken-Chan the magical midget!!!
Star: HEY!! YOUR GONNA PAY FOR THAT!!!
Lenna: OH NO ATTAK OF THE MIDGETS!!!
Star: GRRRRR!!!
Musha: Bye peoplez! Please review! And remember! NEVER MAKE A MIDGET ANGRY!!!
Star: *tackle*