This is just a short, fluffy piece of writing I came up with when extremely bored and trying to find anyway to avoid doing my coursework. I hope you enjoy it!
Disclaimer: The BBC own everything Doctor Who, which is very, very sad, especially as "everything Doctor Who" includes David Tennant...
Ignorance and a Smack
"Doctor…" Rose sidled up to the Doctor who was on his knees,his hair stubbornly defying gravity, brainy specs perched on the end of his nose. She wore a huge grin on her face, the tip of her pink tongue just visible.
"Mmmm" The Doctor didn't look up from the hair-like wires he was busy re-attaching to the trans-nebula circuit board on the TARDIS console.
"I love you so very much. I just wanna snog your face off!"
"That's nice...er…" He mumbled, running a hand through his already ruffled hair, his spectacled eyes staring unblinkingly at the tiny copper wires.
"Rose."
"Yeah, that's her…"
Now she knew he wasn't listening. Anytime she showed a little more affection than usual, he would turn bright red, his eyes wide and change the subject at ten times the speed of light with an unbelievably boyish grin plastered on his face.
A plan to get revenge formed almost reluctantly in her mind. Did she dare do it? She came to her conclusion almost instantly.
Bracing herself to face the consequences of her upcoming action, she squeezed her eyes tight shut and... smacked him hard on his rear end.
With a high pitched yelp, that sounded scarily feminine, the Doctor jumped up to his full height and turned around to face Rose with his mouth wide open, gaping at her sparkling eyes and ecstatic smile.
"Wh - wha- what was that for?!" He managed to splutter, a red tinge creeping up his face. His hands ran through his achingly ruffable hair, making it stand even taller than Rose thought possible.
"You," she began, poking him hard in the chest between his two, now rapidly beating hearts, "are ignoring me."
"I - I am not!" He said infuriated, his voice growing higher.
"Yet the red flush rising in your face deepens." Rose said very sarcastically.
"I-I-I…sorry." At least he had the good grace to look ashamed.
"So you should be Doctor. You invited me, remember?" His face dropped even more and he looked like a lost puppy that had just been told off for digging up the flowerbed.
Rose poked her tongue through her teeth still grinning. "So where are we going then Doctor?" She couldn't help but feel a bit guilty at the look on the Doctor's face. The thought however was easily brushed aside, he had been ignoring her after all.
The Doctor still had a scarlet flush in his cheeks as he spoke. "That is a very good question Rose Tyler! How about—" he smiled brightly, "—back to the future?"
"Back to the future?"
"Yeah, to your time, maybe a couple of years later, who knows what might have changed!" His eyes widened as he spoke, the way he always did when trying to convince Rose something was more exciting than it really was.
Rose sighed, those eyes just mesmerized her. "Alright then. Let me just go get changed." The Doctor grinned happily and returned to his "work" under the console.
Rose began to walk out of the room but then stopped in the doorway. "Nice bum by the way, have you been working out?" She turned away to the sound of the Doctor hitting his head on the underside of the console, a range of highly decorated profanities angrily escaping his mouth. The sound made her let out a light chuckle as she carried on to her room. He would never ignore her again.
A/N: Oh kind people, please review, I will grant a wish for you ... Be it big, or be it small... I know what I'd wish for, it's about 6 feet tall...