Disclaimed.
Author's Note: Hello! Another oneshot from Rubber Froggie, formerly known as DeadlyAsFire. I wanted to try out a very uncommon pairing for this one. (Snickers) Not for those who do not read the manga.
Summary: Walking around someone else's home in the buff is something you just don't do.
Warnings: Like, one curse word, Shonen-ai. Nudie-ness. XD.
Pairing: Het shippers be forewarned, Humorous SuigetsuNaruto. Yay for crack! (The pairings, not the drug Lol)
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Walking around someone else's home in the buff is something you just don't do. Uzumaki Naruto knows this, but unfortunelly for him, Houzuki Suigetsu...doesn't.
After forcefully(and by forcefully, I mean dragging him by the ear like a Sunday Schoolteacher) bringing Uchiha Sasuke back to Konohagakure, Naruto had to house Suigetsu in his home(when he asked Tsunade-sama why him, she just yelled, quote, "DO IT, BRAT!!!!" ,unquote). Haruno Sakura got stuck with Karin(when she asked why her, she got the same response as Naruto), and Hatake Kakashi had to house Juugo, since he has the Sharingan, and Juugo likes to go crazy at random times. Sasuke got to go back to his Uchiha Manor.
To retailate for bringing him back to the Leaf, Sasuke...sort of...'forgot' to tell Naruto that Suigetsu was completely comfortable being in the nude.
And now Naruto was paying for it.
Suigetsu walked out of the bathroom. A towel was wrapped around his shoulders, which should have been wrapped around his waist.
Naruto was in his kitchen, sipping on some tea and reading a book.(NOT Kakashi's copy of Icha Icha Tactics, I swear)
"Hey blondie, where's my stuff?" Suigetsu asked, stepping into the kitchen. "It's over the-" Naruto starts, but stops abrutply and goes sour-faced when he looked up and saw Suigetsu in the nude.
"What are you doing!?!?!? Put some fucking clothes on!" Naruto screeched at the other, after he dropped his tea on the floor. And Kakashi's-- I mean, his book on the floor.
"Why?" Suigetsu asked, sarcastically. "Because you're naked!"
"And?"
"And what? You just don't do that!"
Suigetsu placed a hand on his hip, still nude. "Tch. Look who's talking. Last night when you thought I fell asleep, you walked around this dump in the buff, and," Suigetsu snapped the towel in Naruto's direction. "You didn't even have the dignity to have a towel around."
Naruto blushed, because he was right. Suigetsu smirked. "Sai was right. Your penis is nothing special." The blond went completely red in the face. "T--that's...that's none of your business!"
"Want to make it my business?" Suigetsu said suggestively.
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Author's Note: I had to write this, I could not pass this up. Well, like it? Hate it? Let me know! I know it was short, I meant to make this fiction longer, but I have some homework I have to do TODAY, and yeah.