Hi!! Yuri/shoujo ai lovers shouldn't read this!!

AN: / If you're reading Survival it's on Hiatus. While waiting you people can read this.

Never Let Saya Read Yuri

CHAPTER 1!!

It was an ordinary day for Saya Otonashi who was surfing The Blood + fan fiction Archive. As she looked at the Just in: Blood+ page she noticed that 12 new stories were by the same author "AVID". She got curious and checked it out. What she read shocked her. THEY WERE ALL YURI! Not only that, but they were all about HER! OMG! As much as she wanted to smash the computer into a million tiny pieces she checked AVID's profile. What she saw made her blood boil.

AVID's profile

Name: Diva Otonashi

Yup! It really is me! Don't be fooled! Why else do you think my PenName's AVID?!

Now that was over the line. She marched over to The Red Shield's nearest phone and dialed the Mouto's phone number

Kame Game Shop

The phone rang and Yami answered it.

"Hello, Mouto residence…Sai-chan? Uhh… I'll see if she's there." He put the phone down and went upstairs.

My POV

I was busy writing in my fan fiction notebook when Yami came up saying someone was calling me.

"Sai-chan, Saya's calling."

I looked up.

"Okay, I'll be down in a sec."

I closed my notebook and went down. Now if you're wondering why I'm not in my own house (Sai-chan manor) it's 'cause I was invited over to help with some studying.

I picked up the phone.

"Hi. What's up Saya?"

"Go to Just In Blood+ and you'll find out."

Whoa! She sounded pretty pissed. Luckily I had a laptop so I immediately entered the site. I noticed that 12 new stories were by the exact same author, AVID. I also noticed they were all shoujo ai stories that pair her up with OC's. 'What the heck is with this author?! Pairing Saya up with female OC's!' I thought as I clicked on her profile.

"I see your problem. The only one crazy enough to do that's Diva!" I told Saya on the phone.

"IT IS Diva!"

"It's understandable why."

"That Bitch!"

"I'll let you use my account for revenge. BUT NOT SHOUJO AI."

I offered knowing what Saya wanted. Then again I had rules of my own; one of them was NO YAOI OR YURI.

"But…"

"Just write overly disgusting stories that she'll barf her own brains out."

"Okay…"

With that we hung up.

Red Shield's HQ; normal POV

Saya was now giggling at what she was planning to write. With Sai-chan and maybe if she got her to help their friend Kurohou who also had an account on FFN.

Later...

"What?! Diva's got an account!? That's INSANE!" Kurohou exclaimed as Sai-chan explained the situation over the phone after lunch.

"Yeah, I know; it is." She replied.

"Wait a sec. how do you know it's real?"

"Nobody hates Saya; If someone did though he/she wouldn't go as far as pairing her up with female OC's."

"Good point."

Solomon's office

Diva was laughing insanely at what she was typing: Another yuri story about Saya. Meanwhile Solomon was just standing at a random place

thinking.

'Maybe letting Diva get an account on wasn't such a good idea. After all 2 of Saya's friends Sairi and Kurohou also have an account there…' he thought. Little did he know that a 2nd war was starting between the 2 sisters. The fan fiction war.

Author's note:

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