Title: The Angelic Dynasty of DX: The King and Queen of Egypt
Author: Kaykyaka
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the WWE and TNA characters used within this fictional story. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made by this work of fiction.
Ratings: T
Characters: Shawn, Cameron, Cheyenne, Rebecca , Amy 'Lita' Michaels, Hunter Hurst Helmsley, LC Helmsley, Joanie "Chyna" Helmsley, Aurora Rose Helmsley, , Tamara and Tristen Nash, Scott Hall, Sean Waltman , Trish, Randy and Randy Orton Jr, Melina, Johnny and Romeo Hennigan, Jeff, Stephanie and Elizabeth Hardy, Angelo and Angela Jericho, John, Marion and Mickie James Cena, Kelly Kelly, Dolph Ziggler, Kofi Kingston, Adam, Angelina and Angelica Copeland, Phil "CM Punk", Velvet and Ravine Brooks, Dave and Maria Batista, Vince McMahon, Tanya Madison, Melissa Turnbull, Jamie Albright, Charlene McKenzie, Cassidy and Brandon Montenegro, Mark and Garrett Calloway and Charlotte, Dan and Carla McCool.
Summary: The Road to Wrestlemania is full of surprises but will DX make it back from Egypt in time for the biggest pay-per-view of the year? Find out what happens to the DX family next!
Chapter One – Miracle of the Seven Veils
Cairo, Egypt
Melina looked up from her stony cell, her face was dirty with sweat and her hair was a mess after being pulled by some men who had no sense of style. They smelt like they hadn't bathed in years, even their teeth were yellow and decaying. Melina's clothes were torn but she still had her boots and as soon as ATM and her family arrived she was going to use them to climb out of there. She was in dire need of some MyHair beauty product as she had scrapes and scars all over her arms from where she had been dragged from a truck into the hole she was in now. She couldn't see but for one light hanging from the ceiling, the cell had no windows. Had it not been for the light hanging from above she might as-well have been buried alive. Normally Melina would scream in such dire circumstances but in this case she decided to hold her peace, after all, there were other lives at stake.
Rebecca Michelle was the other person the extremists had targeted and if Melina acted too rashly she could put Amy and Shawn's little girl's life in danger, so covered with filth she waited quietly for her rescue knowing it wouldn't be long before Jesus came through late in the midnight hour.
"Oh!"
Melina turned to the left, she heard something it sounded like crying so she pressed her ear to the side of the wall where she thought the sound was coming from.
"Oh!"
The cry was a woman's cry and she was in distress and Melina's sighed with compassion; it was one thing for her to suffer; suffering was nothing new to the Miraculous member of ATM. But to hear another one suffer tore at Melina's heart, part of her Gift from God was to alleviate the suffering of people by healing them of whatever was causing them pain and right now Melina's heart was telling her to do just that for this poor woman whoever she was.
"Oh!"
Melina turned in the other direction, "That cry came from somewhere else," she said to herself and then she heard five distinct voices, all women, all crying, all in pain. "Where the Hell am I?" Melina said to herself, "I wonder how many other women these men are holding against their will? Well I'm not about to wait and find out, I'll busy myself while I wait for my own help to come,"
Melina untied the scarf that the extremists had forced her to wear over her head and she pushed it through a hole in the wall. "Take hold of this," Melina said hoping the woman could hear her. "Tie your veil to it and do as I say,"
Cairo International Airport
Wow Remi your dad just incinerated half the security forces without batting an eyelid," RJ Orton said as Shawn packed his daughter and her admiring friend into a jeep and drove to the place where Melina was being held hostage.
"Man its hot out here," Shawn said and RJ wiped the sweat from Shawn's brow with the headdress security had asked Rebecca Michelle to wear at customs. "Thanks RJ, no daughter of mine is being told what to do with her hair."
"Thanks daddy but we really should be focused on the task at hand, once we get to the location you can't super-kick the kidnappers until we find out what they want with me," Rebecca said to her father, her curly red locks shining in the hot Egyptian son.
"Um Remi?" RJ said to Remi. "I told you what they want with you, they think Shawn's an extremist because he super-kicked the Pope and they want to make a deal with him so they can get in the Illuminati,"
"And why do they think I would do such a thing? We're Americans we don't negotiate with terrorists," Shawn said driving as fast as he could to rescue Melina from her kidnappers.
"Because they know more about your family than you realise," RJ replied. "They think you'll join them if your family is put at risk,"
Shawn's ears pricked up, "What are you talking about RJ?" he said knowing RJ wasn't talking about Remi. "Who's at risk?"
"The person you should have told about this before we left Los Angeles," RJ replied and Remi gasped.
"Mom's in danger?! RJ how could you not tell me this?!" Remi screamed at RJ furiously.
"Remi take your own advice and calm down, if I told you we couldn't save Melina. Your mom is going to have to make a choice, she's going to have to make good on her promise to use her Righteous Indignation to get out of danger," RJ Orton replied and Shawn sighed knowing who RJ was talking about.
"Edge. If Amy doesn't take care of him this time, I will," Shawn said and he pulled up outside a palace. "Is this the right address?" he said frowning. "I was expecting a run down warehouse,"
"Yup, we're at the right place. Let me open the door for you Remi," RJ said sweetly but Remi jumped over the door and landed on her feet.
"I don't need your help, you kept this from me knowng how much I love my mom. If I knew Edge was going to go after her-"
"You never would have come here, I know that Remi, that's why I didn't tell you. God needs you here, not in L.A," RJ said.
"Since when are you interested in what God has to say, you've been ignoring him for the last six months," Remi replied and RJ tried to reason with her but Remi was furious. "I don't want to hear it RJ, after this we're done being friends or anything else, understand?"
"What?" RJ said emotionally and Shawn interrupted the dialogue.
"Can we do this later guys? Melina needs us and I need you to stop me from getting Indignant too fast," Shawn said and RJ and Remi walked either side of him into the palace where Melina and five other women were being held against their will.
Meanwhile inside her cell Melina had convinced the other women to tie their veils together and now she was going to ask Jesus to step into time and undo the evil works of the men holding them captive. The power of God transmitted through each veil and blew the stones around the hole where the veils had been fed to smithereens. Each woman was then able to remove the stones of the cell wall and climb into the next woman's cell, until finally all five women climbed out of their cells and ended up in the same cell as Melina. When the women saw her they fell on her weeping, praising God for saving them.
"Sssh, be quiet. No-one knows you're in here with me," Melina said to them but they were so happy they couldn't stop praising God for saving them. Suddenly the door of Melina's cell opened and the women came face-to-face with their captors. They said something derogatory to Melina and pulled her by her hair and the five other women watched angrily. In a moment of bravery they grabbed the five veils Melina had asked them to tie together and they encircled their captors, tying them up so they couldn't move much to Melina's delight. The women then ran out of the place where they had been held and Melina led them up to what must have been the main part of the building. The doorway opened into a room cascading with light beaming from a golden chandelier and Melina realized that they were in a royal building, a palace.
"Melina!" Shawn cried out and Melina turned towards the sweet Texas accent and saw Shawn standing on the other side of the room with RJ and Rebecca Michelle.
"Shawn thank God you're here. We've got company, is there room in the DX machine for five more?" Melina said to Shawn.
"We're not out of danger yet Aunt Mel," RJ said and the sound of marching feet vibrated throughout the building and Melina looked over at an entrance way opposite where she and the five women were standing. It was some sort of army and they had guns. The men yelled something in Arabic and they pointed their guns at Melina and the five women.
"Get behind me now!" Melina screamed ushering the women behind her.
"Melina!" Shawn cried as the soldiers shot Melina and the five women with their guns. The men disappeared and from behind them appeared a man dressed head to toe in royal garments.
"A woman without a veil in my palace, what is this world coming to?" the man said to himself and Shawn approached him, his Righteous Indignation activated.
"Kids go stand by Melina, she's not dead," Shawn said to RJ and Remi who quickly ran over to Melina and the man watched furiously as Melina got to her feet.
"How dare you defy me woman, soldiers come back here immediately and shoot this heathen harlot again!" the man ordered his soldiers but by the time the men returned, the man was a pile of ashes and a few seconds later, so were his solders. Only Shawn remained standing, the smoke of his Righteous Indignation filled the palace walls and he ran over to Melina who was attending to the women that had been shot in cold blood for being bare-headed. Since she was the one that told them to remove their headscarves she felt responsible for what happened, it didn't matter though because soon the women would be alive too.
"Melina are you okay?" Shawn asked Mrs. Perez Hennigan.
"Yes Shawn I'm fine thank you for taking care of that ugly business back there. Remi can I please have the scarf you got at the airport?" Melina asked Remi and Shawn's little girl handed Melina the sweaty garment. "Thank you, now watch God perform yet another miracle,"
Melina opened the scarf which was anointed by Shawn when he used it to wipe his face, she spread the scarf over the women's bodies and prayed for Jesus to restore them to life, which he did. All at once the women rose sitting up straight and Melina took the veil from off of them and smiled.
"We're alive!" the women said joyfully and Shawn and RJ helped them up and they responded by dancing around in celebration while Remi and Melina watched happy for them.
"Okay we have to get these women to amnesty, can we leave out the front?" Shawn asked RJ.
"We can't leave yet. You still haven't made the exchange remember? The whole point of us coming here was to find out why the kidnappers wanted Remi, we need to go talk to them," RJ replied.
"I don't want to talk to them let's get out of here," Shawn said and he ushered the women, Melina and Remi towards the door.
"But we can't leave yet," RJ said beckoning to Shawn.
"I don't want to talk to a bunch of sweaty, nasty, ungodly terrorists okay? I'd rather be in the elevator with Hunter after he farted for six days," Shawn replied and the women laughed and broke out in a DX chant much to Shawn's delight. He opened the door and came face-to-face with a man dressed almost identically to the man he killed with Righteous Indignation.
"Would you rather talk to me Mr. Heartbreak Kid?" the man said. "Because I have been dying to talk to you,"
"Who is this guy?" Shawn asked RJ.
"This is the President of Egypt," RJ replied. "I think you're going to wanna hear what he has to say, especially you Aunt Mel," RJ said to Melina who just wanted a shower and a nice cool lemon ice tea.
"Do you know why I was kidnapped?" Melina asked the President of Egypt.
"No I don't but I believe we can help each other out and stop this from ever happening again. I've already spoken to your families, they are on their way. If you will stay and here me out I promise it will change all of your lives for the better," the President replied.
"So this is your palace? Who was that piece of trash in the royal outfit?" Shawn asked the President.
"That was the man who arranged the kidnapping, now that he's dead I don't have much time. I need you to help me to protect my country, I need all of your help," the President said to Shawn.
"I need a shower," Melina replied and the President had the kidnappers removed from the palace and made Melina, Shawn, Remi and RJ feel right at home.
"Come ladies, I think we should play a prank on Hunter. Let me tell you where to hide," Shawn said to the five women who were more than eager to participate in their first DX prank.