Scary-oke: Zombies shouldn't be invited to raves
Into the Bunker: It's not okay to make a Pinecest spider monster (I'm talking to you Fanfic writers)
Golf War: Cheating is okay as long as your enemy is rich
Sock Opera: If someone starts stalking you in your dreams, don't let them borrow anything
Soos and the Real Girl: Don't mess with anime schoolgirls
Little Gift Shop of Horrors: Don't drink potions from old men
Society of the Blind Eye: ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED
Blendin's Game: Go play laser tag
The Love God: Never drink hippie juice
Northwest Mansion Mystery: The start of Dipcifica
Not what he seems: Wait four months to continue the season :D