Okay so this story is a little AU. Blaine is Darren I guess and when he was a Starkid instead of being in college they were all fifteen. Instead of meeting in Ann Arbor they (the Starkids) met at high school but other then that the whole Starkid thing with the famous and the website and everything else that's all true. I also will most likely bring them into the story but I hate shipping real life people so I won't ship any of the Starkids unless you guys ask so I don't seem like a creep. But yes this is niff. *cough cough you can so tell from my pen name*
Jeff sighed, shoving his textbook away. He could not study one more minute. If he did, he might explode. Instead, he grabbed his laptop and brought up YouTube. Searching his favorites, he clicked on one of his all time Internet videos: Harry Potter Puppet Pals. He watched the cloth people dancing on the screen, smiling slightly to himself. Ha, Harry was so full of himself. A video in the recommended section caught his eye. A Very Potter Musical was the title of the playlist.
"Sweet," Jeff whispered, clicking. A stage popped on the screen. There was obviously someone sitting on stage, but it was still to dark to see. Bored, Jeff flicked to another tab, checking on his Facebook. As he was scrolling down his newsfeed when the singing started.
"Underneath these stairs I here the sneers and feel the glares…" Jeff's head snapped up. He knew that voice, he heard it everyday in Warbler practice. He quickly flicked back to the tab where the music was coming from. Bam, there he was. Blaine's hair was long and wildly curly. He looked like he was dressed as a kid from the 90's and he was wearing the trademark Harry Potter glasses. There was no mistaking the short boy singing on stage was his friend Blaine.
"No way," Jeff breathed. The hobbit was now dancing and singing with a boy in a red wig, "Ron" and a pretty girl with wild brunette hair or "Hermione".
"This is the most amazing thing I have ever seen," Jeff giggled. He watched the entire musical, start to finish. By the end his mouth was hanging open, eyes wide. That was… actually very awesome. No, totally awesome. That was supermegafoxyawesomehot. His head was reeling, apparently in post Starkid show shock. He couldn't believe Blaine wrote all those songs. How could he not have heard of this before? It was genius! Blaine had no reason to hide this.
"Hey Jeff," the blonde looked up to see his best friend and roommate enter the room, smiling widely.
"Sit," Jeff demanded, patting the bed beside him.
"Oh, hello Nick! Nice to see you Nick! How was your day Nick!" the brunette joked, rolling his eyes. "Whatever happened to a warm greeting?"
"Hush, come watch this. Our little Blainers has been hiding a secret video from us," Jeff murmured, clicking Act 1, Scene 1 again but paused it, waiting for his best friend to come watch with him.
"Oh god, Jeff… I don't need to see that," Nick scrunched his nose.
"No-what? Nicky you're so dirty. No it's a musical he and his high school buddies wrote!" Jeff shook his head and chuckled. Nick blushed and sat next to the blonde, scooting in close enough to watch the laptop. Jeff hit play and the boys curled up and watched the video
"Wow…" Nick had a dying laugh on his lips. Jeff was still giggling uncontrollably. Now that he's gotten over the initial shock of seeing their Blaine singing in an internet sensation plus watching Nick's reactions made the musical twice as funny.
"Jeff! Look a sequel!" Nick pointed excitedly at the next playlist, bouncing up and down on the bed like a child. Jeff hurriedly clicked it.
The boys stayed up through most of the night watching all of the Starkid musicals. By morning, both boys were stale eyed and staring at the computer screen.
"Click," Nick groaned, pointing at a link with at least one of the Starkids in it.
"Clicking," Jeff mumbled back. Nick's alarm clock rang across the room.
"It's morning?" Nick gasped, snapping out of his sleepless trance.
"Time doesn't exist. Only sleep," Jeff grumbled, collapsing into the warmth of his bed.
"C'mon Jeff…" Nick whined, shaking the blonde's shoulder. The clock was still blaring in the background.
"Nope," he sighed back. He was already drifting asleep.
"How are you supposed to torture Blaine with me when you're in bed all day?" Nick teased, waggling his eyebrows. Jeff shot up immediately, locking himself in the bathroom. Five minutes later he was out, fresh uniform, clean teeth and hair brushed stylishly across his forehead. Nick was up as well, dressing in front of their closet. He was just beginning to button his shirt when Jeff burst into the room.
"That didn't take long," Nick joked, tucking his shirt into his pants. Jeff just shrugged, grinning widely. Nick could have sworn he could hear the evil thoughts brewing in the blonde's head. Soon both boys slung their book bags over their shoulders and were out the door, secretly on the hunt for their hobbit friend. They found Blaine in the common room of their block, phone out. Probably texting Kurt.
"Hey Harry," Jeff greeted, waving his hand. Blaine's head snapped up, grin quickly falling to a look of panic.
"What's you just call me?" he squeaked, terror in his eyes.
"Oh, sorry Blainers. Nick and I stayed up all night watching Harry Potter." Jeff shrugged. Then with a devious grin, he began humming the chorus to "Back to Hogwarts" Nick joined in, but instead of humming sang the lyrics softly to himself.
"You found the musical, haven't you?" Blaine didn't ask it as much of a question.
"Oh no, my dear actor, we found all of the musicals. And the videos. And the pictures. You make a great dick by the way, but Walker's costume was better." Nick joked. Blaine just paled.
"Listen, guys, please don't tell anyone about those videos. I might die. Or kill you. Or both!" Blaine threatened. The boys' grins just grew more devious.
"Oh no Blaine, telling everyone would be to easy," Jeff chuckled.
"No, we have something more… totally awesome planned. We're gonna kick it up a notch." Nick finished. Blaine groaned but the two boys cackled evilly, leaving their victim to mope.
"This is going to be our best prank yet," Jeff cheered once they were out of hearing range.
"Definitely," Nick chuckled. He couldn't wait to hear all the devious plans Jeff had cooking up in the evil genius brain of his. Probably something awesome- wait no, scratch that, totally awesome. Never gonna get old. Nick watched his friend out of the corner of his eye. Jeff was laughing, dancing slightly as he walked down the hall. His eyes were shining bright, a smile broken out on his face. He looked absolutely perfect to Nick. Jeff turned his head and flashed his smile at the brunette, causing Nick's heart to falter. He just looked away to hide his blush, playfully shoving his best friend on the shoulder. If only Jeff knew how Nick felt about him. He'd probably be disgusted, like, Jeff was the most amazing person in the world. Good looking, amazing singer, talented dancer and had the best personality anyone could hope for. Jeff could have anyone, guy or girl, so why would he waste his time on Nick? It was ridiculous even in the boy's head.
"Hey, earth the Nick," Jeff called, waving his hand in front of the shorter boy's face.
"Hmh?" Nick hummed, snapping out of his thoughts.
"I said, do you want to go to the store with me after school? If this plan is to be a success, I'm going to need some supplies…" Jeff rubbed his hand together like a stereotypical villain. Nick just chuckled.
"You only love me for my wallet," Nick joked.
"Shush, I also love you for your car, don't forget the car," Jeff joked. Nick grasped at his chest and gasped in mock hurt.
"Don't you love me for my sparking personality, or dashing good looks?" Nick whined, tilting his head up to his friend and batting his eyelashes.
"'Course I do, Duval," Jeff rolled his eyes but draped his arm over his shoulders. Nick just grinned madly and the pair continued to walk down the hall like this.
The store clerk eyed the two boys wearily.
"So, you only want to buy the blue headband, Red Vines, adult diapers, and eye liner. Is that all?" Jeff nodded eagerly, handing the man a credit card. Him and Jeff were sniggering, Nick biting his bottom lip to hold it in and Jeff disguising it with a cough. The man just swiped the card through the computer and packed the items back into the red basket. He stuffed the receipt in with the strange wares and handed the blonde boy the basket.
"Thank you, come again," the man said in a way that sounded more like please stay away from this store you possibly homicidal freaks. The pair just left, full-blown laughing now, earning them a few nervous looks in the parking lot.
Cue dramatic music! What on earth could Nick and Jeff be planning? I know this was a short chapter, sorry, but I have some ideas and I don't want to give everything away just yet… so review if you like, because I know a lot of you readers are authors yourselves and know how much a review means! I mean, I'm no CP Coulter, I don't expect hundreds of reviews ;) Just to let you know, I update almost daily. Yeah, I'm a nerd like that. Sorry.