Chapter 1-Yo momma hog style
An: Well don't know how well this will turn out but lets see if you like it. I've been trying to write a story you want to read so please r&r and give me some things you'd like to read about!
PICTURE THIS: Harry and Draco are stuck in detention together along with some other students. Draco throws a wad of paper at Harry. Harry jumps up and yells you smell like shit Draco. Ohhhhhhhhhhh all the students go. Yo momma Draco retaliates. LET THE BATTLE BEGIN!
Harry- "Yo momma so dumb she sits on the TV and watches the couch."
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Draco- "yo momma so fat she uses two buses as rollerblades"
OHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Harry-"Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone"
DAMN
Draco- "Yo momma so stupid I told her drinks were on the house and she went and got a ladder"
OKAY OKAY NOW BATTLE ON EACH OTHER
Harry- "You so poor you hang the toilet paper out to dry"
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Draco- "Your ears so big you get satellite reception"
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHIT!
Harry- "You so fat that when you walk across the room the radio skips"
OHHHHHH
Darco- "you so fat you got 3 shirt sizes- Jumbo, Humongous, and OH MY GOD IT'S COMING TOWARDS US"
DAMN! OKAY ONE LAST JOKE FOR EACH OF YOU!
Harry- "you so stupid you got locked in the bathroom and nearly pissed your pants"
OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH HE GOT YOU GOOD
Draco- "you so ugly you made a blind man cry"
WELL WELL WELL WHAT WILL IT BE, DRACO OR HARRY? YOU DECIDE. THE WINNER WILL FACE OFF AGAINST HERMIONE GRANGER. R&R YOUR WINNER!