Joe had gotten out the camera and pointed it at the excited starkids all of whom were blantly drunk.
"Hi! This is Brian Holden and welcome to jackass!" Brolden looked straight into the camera. "we're super-gluing Lauren to Dylan and see what happens" Brolden continued.
Laughter erupted through the group.
"Lo, come here!" called Dyaln who was lying half-naked on the table.
"Wh-what doya want?" slurred Lauren.
Brian seized Lauren yanked her shirt off and poured super glue all over her body, making her shriek.
"What the fuck Brian!?" she screamed.
Then Brian and Joey picked her up and squished her onto Dylan. They were now face to face.
"B-hol get me out of here!" she screamed
"Not yet Lo, we have the glue set"
"WHAT?!"
Lauren squirmed trying to get off of Dyan but causing both of them extreme discomfort.
"Ouch, Lauren stop moving!" shouted Dylan.
"You think this doesn't hurt for me too?!" shrieked Lauren.
More laughter came from the crowd.
"It's ok Lo" said Darren, "I'll get you out".
"Party shitter!"
"It's party pooper, Moses"
"I don't care Devin"
Darren walked over to the table and grabbed Lauren by the shoulders and yanked her off Dyaln.
RIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPP