A/N I thought why not

"Oh no." Madeline Williams kept saying to herself as she looked through her bag. "Keys. Where are you?"

"Alfred's not home yet and we don't have a spare anywhere." She grumbled to herself. She walked around her house and saw a window open on the first floor. It was a bit small but a human can fit through it(sort of).

"Oh thank god Alfred keeps forgetting to close the windows before he leaves." She said as she put her bag down and started going through the window.

It took her a while to shimmy through it. It was easier when she got her head in and then her breasts but the hip was a bit tough.

"Ohh." She groaned. "Why did I have to be born a woman?"

She kept trying to squeeze herself until..

"Mon Dieu! I think I'm stuck." She exclaimed. She tried to go back out. "Yep, I'm stuck."

"Help!" She screamed throughout the house. Nothing.

"Uh." She groaned once again.

~Outside of the house~

Gilbert was whistling as he walked down to his favorite Canadian's house for pancakes.

As he approached, he heard the plea from Madeline. He sprinted to the house and screamed out "Maddie! Are you okay?"

"Gil?" A sound as soft as a whisper came out.

"Where are you?" Gilbert screamed again.

"The side of the house, I'm stuck!"

Gilbert ran there and saw something so beautiful, he was speechless. He saw the most bodacious backside with chickie underwear on and the skirt too short to accomadate it.

Gilbert's nose started dripping in response.

"Gil? Are you there?" Madeline's voice sounding muffled. "Please help me."

"Huh?" Gilbert snapped of the sight for a moment to listen to Madeline. "Okay."

He grabbed her legs and she shrieked. He let go instantaneously.

"Sorry. I'm just going to grab your legs and pull, that's it."

"Okay."

Gilbert took a hard look at what he was going to do, grabbed the legs and closed his eyes to keep from being distracted by the nether regions.

He pulled and after a few minutes, he got her out. Bad news was Madeline's rear landed backwards on towards Gilbert's face.

"Thank you Gil." Madeline said until she looked around and couldn't find him anywhere. "Gil? Where are you?"

She got up and heard a groaning sound underneath her. She looked down.

"Oh my god." She put her hands on her mouth and stepped off of him.

She kneeled towards him. "Are you okay? Thank you so much for saving me."

Gil groaned again and looked towards him. "Anything for you." He put a thumbs up and blacked out.

Later, Gilbert found himself lying on something soft and someone stroking his head. He looked and saw an angel.

"Am I dead? Because you are an angel." Gilbert said.

"Gil, you are an idiot." The angel said as she kissed him on the lips. "Thank you."

"I knew it this is heaven. Right, my love." He grinned happily at his girlfriend.

"I love you but you do know if do die, I will kill myself and be with you."

Gilbert sat up. "Maddie, don't joke about that."

"I'm just kidding." She kissed him again. "Also Alfred is going to be home soon. So let's wait at your house until then okay?"

"Okay." Gilbert gave her a huge kiss and then noticed that the window Madeline was stuck in was the one he opened the last time he snuck in.

"Thank you window." Gilbert thought as he indulged himself to his love.