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Here it is! My post-Just A Kiss fanfic! Enjoy!

Note: The setting of this story is one of my own. A cross between Feudal Japan, Middle Ages and snippets of the present. You'll get it once you read it.

Makeshift Misfits

The four teens sat awkwardly in the cell, an odd silence filling the room. A less-than-amused hanyou sat, dog ears twitching ever so slightly. An irritated women sat, eyebrows scrunched, in a pink kimono with light eye shadow. A monk sat grinning mischeviously as one girl sat staring out the barred window, dreamily.

"So what're you in for?" Eye shadow girl asked nonchalantly, "I was incarcirated because this sexist hellhole tried to repress me and my beliefs! Being a girl should never mean being a cook! Or a maid! I should be whatever I want to be! I, Sango Tajiya, shall not subdued by a mere cell! Having a vagina should not mean I'm weak! Being susceptible to cervical cancer does not mean I'm submissive! Lacking testicles does not mean I lack free will! Not owning a prostate-"

"ENOUGH!" squealed the other girl and the hanyou, red in the face.

"Whatever, so…who's next?" Sango had to force back her fiery spirit.

The other girl chirped, "Me!" She cleared her throat. "I'm Kagome Higurashi. This morning, I was picking flowers as the sun smiled down my beautiful face. The flowers smelled more heavenly than ever. It was such a beautiful-"

"Get to the point, already!" Sango cut in.

Kagome continued, unfazed, "So…uh…yeah. I was picking flowers when Hojo walked up to say hi. And I…electrocuded him…by accident, I think." Everyone stared at her in disbelief. "Then I scorched the flowers. I barely knew what I was doing…how I was…I've never been able to before…then some lady saw and cried for help. Now I'm here."

"I think you're a mage or something," the monk replied, "I don't know much about them though."

"Oh, okay," Kagome was a little disappointed.

The monk went next, "I am in here for a sad reason, very sad indeed. See I have this dreadful disease called VHS…"

"Oh. My. God! That's terrible!" Kagome gasped.

"What's VHS?" Sango asked, scrutinizing the monk beside her.

"Uhh…" Miroku sighed, "I guess I can only show you what it is."

"Show me..EEK!" Sango barely finished her question before she felt something on her behind, that was when she and Kagome both let out a shriek.

"PERVERT!" they screamed. They slapped him and move further away, not realizing they were moving closer to the hanyou.

"I guess you've figured it out by now…" Miroku sighed, rubbing his sore cheeks.

"I guess," Sango growled, "But there's no pervert in VHS."

"It's 'Venturing Hand Syndrome," the hanyou replied, "Isn't that obvious?"

Everyone turned to him with a sort of shock. "I guess…now that I think about it…" Kagome responded, "Is it a real disease?"

"No, dumbass," the hanyou replied, "What the hell kind of disease would that be?"

"The pervert kind," Sango remarked, glaring at Miroku. She softened when she turned towards the hanyou, "So what's your name and what're you in for?"

The hanyou snorted and turned away, "None of your business."

"We're gonna be in here for a long time, I think we should at least get on a first name basis," Miroku replied.

"Yeah, at least tell us your name," Kagome added.

Inuyasha turned and found six very curious eyes staring into him. He felt his face go red and backed away. "F-fine…I'm Inuyasha."

"So, Inuyasha, what're you in for?" Sango pressed.

Inuyasha narrowed his eyes, "She said…"

"But I didn't," Sango replied firmly.

"N-n…" he started to say but, again, they're eyes pushed for more, "I'm a half-demon, isn't it obvious?"

"Really?" Kagome's eyes widened in shock and sadness.

"No, that's not the whole reason," Sango interjected, "That's not illegal. Why are you really in here for?"

Inuyasha cleared his throat, "Well I was walking about when this guy came and ask me to stay at his house. When I woke up the next morning his wife was standing in front of me with a frying pan, knocked me out then I ended up here."

"Is that it?" Miroku inquired, suspiciously.

"Well, no. Obviously. Thing was last night I was a girl…a human girl. And when I woke up I was my regular hanyou dude self. Plus when my mom came out it didn't make matters worse," Inuyasha replied, hoping to get all this over with.

"Last night…you were a girl…?" Miroku asked with stars in his eyes.

"A human girl?" Sango wondered.

"Your mom?" Kagome inquired.

Inuyasha rolled his eyes, "Monk, don't get any funny ideas! It was the night of the new moon so I was a girl, okay. I was born a male, don't forget that. And, yeah, my mom was there."

Kagome hadn't really heard him, she had been staring at the glowing orb hanging around his neck on a gold chain. Whilst he was talking it had started to glow…and it was pretty.

"Why? Why do change into a human girl every new moon? I've heard of half demons going human once a month but not female…" Sango pressed.

Kagome started paying attentiong now. "Yeah, were you born like this?"

"HELL NO! Are you CRAZY? Are you seriously that stupid?" Inuyasha blurted out, "A spell was cast on me."

"Really?" Kagome's eyes got all big and sparkly, "Was it because you broke a fairy's heart by leaving her love unrequited?"

"No, are you BRAIN DAMAGED?" Inuyasha cried then had to admit the truth before she thought up some more idiotic nonsense. "Well…that's not really what happened. See, my ex-girlfriend did that to me."

"What did you DO?" Miroku gasped.

Inuyasha blushed, "Nothing. I didn't do anything wrong. She didn't do it to punish me or anything."

"Then why did she do this to you?" Kagome inquired.

"Keh, none of your business," Inuyasha snorted despite the huge blush on his face.

Kagome sighed, "Well I guess you've told us enough anyways."

"So, why did she cast the spell on you?" Sango pressed.

Inuyasha narrowed his eyes, "She said…"

"But I didn't," Sango replied firmly.

Inuyasha looked up at the window. "Her family was really prejudiced against hanyous and youkai. Therefore for her to tell them about…us…she had to make me look human because that day wasn't the new moon or anything. But then she messed up and now on the new moon I turn into a female human. You got it?"

"How could she mess up like that? "Sango looked worried.

Inuyasha sighed, "She messes up all the time. Like one time, she was trying to make us older so we could get married."

"MARRIED?" they all screamed.

Inuyasha rolled his eyes. "Keh, that's why we had to look older. Dumbasses. Anyways, instead of making me ten years older I ended up ten years younger. Mom and Kikyo had to take care of a four year old for three weeks before she figured out how to undo the spell."

"If she makes mistakes all the time, then why do let her cast on you?" Sango inquired.

"So that she gets used to it and doesn't make mistakes anymore," Inuyasha answered forgetting that he wasn't going to tell them anything, "She only ever makes mistakes on me."

"Why?" Kagome inquired.

Inuyasha smirked, "Because she gets distracted when she casts on me."

Sango wondered aloud, "How?"

Miroku was grinning from ear to ear, he got it.

Inuyasha looked at Sango, "She was casting on me. What else did you think distracted her?"

Kagome and Sango rolled their eyes. "Guys."

Sorry for the wait, guys like I said before!! And don't worry there's more!!