A/N: Please note that this is of course Fan Fiction, therefore the events described would be slightly deviated from the orginal telling. Expect strong language and violence, but of course this is a Hellsing fic, so such things are meant to be loved and expected. Written of course with a bit of lighthearted humor.

And nope, I in fact do not own Hellsing or anything else I write about.

Chapter 1

"Fucking spiders!" Sir Integra Hellsing said moments after she slammed the phone back down onto its receiver.

Darkness was in full swing as the time just ticked past nine at night at the Hellsing estate. Integra jumped up from her desk, angry and ready for action.

"Your orders Sir," said Walter as he stepped forward and bowed slightly.

"Rally the Special Forces and prepare them to move," said Integra.

"Right away Sir," Walter said curtly before turning and quickly walking away.

"ALUCARD! COME HERE THIS INSTANT," screamed Integra.

"You called?" Alucard said after a few moments as he rose up from the floor.

"Prepare for your mission in Sellafield," Integra said still extremely pissed off.

"What is happening there Master?" Alucard asked.

"Fucking spiders!" Integra said loudly.

"Surely you are not sending me that far to step on a few spiders," Alucard said with a smile.

"Radioactive fucking spiders! There has been an incident at the nuclear reprocessing site and those monsters are running rampant!" Integra said in a rage.

"I understand Master, I will prepare to leave at once," said Alucard.

"Our forces will form a permiter to keep the horrible things from escaping the area, but you must go within the nuclear site and terminate the Queen. Have Seras come along with you," Integra said, calming down slightly.

"Is that really necessary?" Alucard asked.

"Your going to need the extra firepower," said Integra.

"Oh?" Alucard said with a wide smile.

"Reports from the boots on the ground spoke of spiders the size of tanks," Integra said as she finally sat back down at her desk.

"Interesting, so I take it your not coming?" questioned Alucard.

"Oh fuck no! I hate fucking spiders," Integra said flustered at the audacity of his question.

"Really? I would have never guessed," laughed Alucard.

"GO!" screamed Integra as Alucard disappeared.

Within an hour the Hellsing Special Forces moved into Sellafield. Quarantine roadblocks were already in place as the unit quickly made it past. Alucard and Seras however, were not among them. They were taken onboard a helicopter to be dropped off directly at the front doors of the plant.

"Sir we are approaching the area," said the pilot.

Though it was nearly pitch black in the area surrounding the plant, it seemed quiet enough from the air. There was no movement and very little sound.

"About a hundred meters from the ground is close enough," Alucard said to the pilot.

"Ready Seras?" Alucard said.

"Yes Master," returned Seras as he tryed to balance her Harkonnen and several steel boxes of ammunition.

Seconds later the door was opened and the two jumped from the helicopter. They landed gracefully on the concrete surface, but hard enough to resemble the impact of a cannonball. The massive facility shined eerily with lights bouncing off odd angles. There were deep, far stretching areas of shadow where the power lines were cut. Scenes of destruction could clearly be seen from the twisted steel doorways that were bent outwards when they were forced open. Now the sounds of hundreds, if not thousands of spider legs were heard scurrying within.

"Oh what fun," Alucard said as he strode forward, his Jackal in hand.

End of Chapter 1

A/N: I do plan on continuing this, yet it will be a short fic, perhaps five chapters or less. R&R