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Summary: Envy has three major top secrets he refrains from letting anyone else; including his guardian Roy knows other than his family. One, he is William Elric. Two, he is the leader of the infamous Seven Deadly Sins criminal gang and he is a She. Parental Roy x Ed/Envy…Ed x Envy
Yo hello to the world. This'll be a fanfic of Roy x Envy (like obviously) therefore Roy will be a parental figure towards the Elric siblings. And in this story, they only lost their mother lately and their father refuses to care for them so he abandon them. Envy was old enough but the authority doesn't allow him. You'll see why later. And the military refers to the police. For now, enjoy this story. Envy x Parental Roy, Parental Roy x Ed, Ed x Envy
Chapter 1:
"Urg, stupid new guardian, stupid new school and stupid fucking new house." Ed curses on the street. He carries three heavy luggages. "Brother! Mind your language!" The youngest brother, Al warned. "For once Al, I agree with him." A boy no more than eighteen said. He has long spiky emerald hair flying at all direction. It would have covered his face if it had not for his headband that had an upside down triangle. He wore a short black sport bra that only covers his torso and matching it a black skirt with black shorts underneath, exposing his thighs. "It won't be long before the stupid motherfucker send us back to the fucking orphanage again." He added with a smirk. "Oh Big Bro, not you too!" Al gasped.
"Speaking of which, where the fuck is that "guardian" of ours?" Ed scowled. "He was supposed to be fucking here five minutes ago!" Just then, a man who walk pass him overheard what he said. He paused and grabbed Ed's shoulder. He has raven short hair and wore a military uniform. "Sorry…are you the Elric Brothers?" The man asked with a stern face. "Y-Yeah, what's it to ya?" Ed stared boringly at the man.
"A-are you our guardian?" Al asked nicely. "Hi, my name is Alphonese Elric, the youngest brother. Pleased to meet you." He bowed respectfully towards the man. The man was rather startled by Al's manners as what he expected is what Ed and Envy is currently doing, scowling at him for adopting them. "All of people, it just have to be a military soldier." Ed and Envy mentally said to themselves. "Y-Yeah. I'm Roy Mustang, your guardian. So which one of you is Edward Elric?" He looks at the remaining two sternly.
"What? Are you blind? Old man?" Ed mocked. "Or have you spent all your eyesight looking at miniskirts?" Envy added in the fun. Roy was surprised but regain his emotionless mask soon. "Firstly, I'm only 14 years older than the name known as Edward, which I'm 29. Secondly, as much as I want to, but in the military, women are free to wear long pants and long skirts so I don't have the chance. Thirdly, I'm the Colonel in the military, who'll be promoting to General soon. So please greet me with respect."
Envy and Ed look at each other, before they laugh loudly. "C-Colonel? More like Colonel Bastard!" Ed laughs. "Y-Yeah, a-a guy like you? Don't make me laugh!" Envy said, accompany with Ed. Roy was starting to get piss off. "So, which one of you is Edward Elric?" He repeats himself. "Couldn't you tell?" Ed stopped laughing; his smile turns into a frown. "You are the Colonel in your rank, you should have read our profile and we do have a picture right? So how could you adopt us without knowing our face?" Roy was taken aback. This kid was smart. "So I assume you're Edward Elric then?" Ed 'tch' before he reply, "Then who do you expect? Hitler?" "Oh no, I expect someone taller not a boy like you…" Roy smirked as he watches Ed's face turning red. "WHO'RE YOU CALLING SHORT THAT HE NEEDS A THOUSAND OF HIM TO CARRY HIM SO HE CAN SEE THE TALL GUY!"
Envy stopped himself from laughing as he watches Roy's face slowly turn red. Roy tries to calm himself down as he look at Envy. There was a long term of silence between them. "What?" Envy looked in irritation. "So what's your name?" Envy rolls his eyes. "So it's true that you don't read our profiles?" Roy rolls his eyes back. "Like obviously, I don't fancy paperwork. So what do you expect?" Envy yawn in boredom. "Envy. Envy Elric, the eldest." Roy thought about the name. "How strange. I heard that name before…" He said to himself. Envy jolted for a while. He quickly thinks of an idea. "So can we go now? The sun is killing me…" He said.
Roy sighs heavily as his Lieutenant, Riza open the door for Roy and the Elric Brothers to get into the car. She closes the door as she got into the car and drive to the Headquarters. Envy and Ed jolted for a while. "Don't worry. The police won't eat you up." Roy teases. Ed scowled, "Hah, What's there to afraid of?" Envy rolled his eyes for probably the fifth time for the day. "Hah, if I would to have a job and apartment now, we wouldn't have to go through all these bullshit." "Big Bro, mind your language please." Al gasped.
"What for? You know how I've always been-Oh my gosh!" Envy squeaked as he saw a spiky short black hair guy in his mid-twenties walk out of the police station. Ed widened his eyes as he spotted the guy. Ed and Envy look at each other before they laugh their heads off. "So like him!" Ed chuckles. "Blame him for owning such attraction!" Envy roars with laughter. Ed and Envy stare each other in silence again before they laugh again. Roy was pissed off. What's so interesting about that guy? He should go check it out later.
Riza smiled at Roy. "Don't worry. They'll get along with you fine." Roy smiled back, "Hopefully." "So chibi, want to head out tonight?" Envy winked at Ed. Ed blushes heavily, it didn't go unnoticed by Roy. "For what?" He smuggles into Envy's chest. "For that of course…" Envy smiles especially for Ed. Ed blushes redder. He nodded sheepishly as Envy kisses Ed on the lips. Riza and Roy was so shocked that Riza turned her attention off the main road. "Hey woman, look out for the main road…" Envy commented. Riza shook back as she dodges ongoing cars and motorbikes.
Roy had the fright for his life. Envy and Ed chuckle. Riza glared at Envy through the mirror. "Please don't get us involved with your little game of dodging. We're still young. Chibi-san and I haven't lost our virginity yet." Envy mocked. Ed chuckles as he hugs Envy tighter. Roy watches as his jaws dropped. Ed and Envy are gays! Al sweatdrop, "S-sorry, they've been like this since young because Envy is our half-sibling. They're what you adults call…" He blushes lightly. "Dating…I believe…"
Roy groaned, "Riza, please drive us at a faster pace. I want to send the kids back home." Riza nodded and step on the engine. Soon, they've reached the Headquarters. "So just sigh here and I'll officially be your guardian for another four more years before you're free to go." Envy raised up his hand. "Unfortunately, I'm eighteen. There's no need for me to sign, right?" Roy nodded. He handed a pen to Ed and Al. "I just need another three years for that…" Ed scowled as he sign the paper. "At least we have a proper adult to care for us." Al smiled. "Hah! As if I need someone to care for me! I already have palm tree-san!" "Oh chibi-san!" "Oh palm tree!" Ed and Envy reach out for each other, hugging tightly.
"And moreover, after that event ten years back, I've more confident to care for myself more…" Ed said softly. Envy then frown slightly and patted his back. "So if you don't mind, why do you request a mechanic every month that's named after Winry Rockbell? Can't any other mechanics do?" Roy asked. Envy glared daggers at him and was about to punch him when Ed held his hand out to stop Envy. "It's okay. Maybe we'll be free after he sees it." Ed said. He slowly lifted his sleeve up. Roy and Riza gasped. Ed has an automail right hand and as he lifts up his left side of the pants, he also has an automail left leg. He quickly pulls them back and hid his face behind his blond bangs. "Oh um, I-I'm sorry for-" Roy started but was interrupted by Envy. "Shut up if you still want your life…" Roy kept quiet afterwards. "So where's your fucking house? I want to sleep now!" Envy scorched. Roy calls upon his assistant Lieutenant, Havoc to send them to his house as he does so, he requests for Al to stay back. Envy assisted Ed while Al stays back for a while.
"So would you mind telling us a little about him?" Roy asked Al politely. Al shakes his head, "To cut long story short, he lost them after Mom died. He was running after "Dad"…he emphasize the word. "When he was knocked down by a unnoticed car…the car got in to a fire and robbed him for his arm and leg. He was so broken that no one other than Envy could mend him back. If it wasn't for Big Bro, Bro would have been still broken…so that's explain their…relationship…" Roy nodded, and dismisses him. "Oh, and please, Colonel Mustang…" Al said before he goes. "Please be patience with Bro for awhile. Because of him, he doesn't trust anyone else that much and, don't talk about him in front of Bro. He hates him as much as he hates himself for unable to protect Mom that time…" Just like that, he walks off. Roy sighs and rubbed his forehead to lessen his headache. So that's explains his rudeness towards him...
"Lieutenant Hawkeye…" Roy summoned. "At once, sir." Riza stood forward. "Try helping me find out more about the Elric Brothers please…I need more information on them…" Roy said. Riza nodded before she headed for the Library to look for Brenda. Roy sits back in his chair. What could have happened other than the Elric Brothers? And why does "Envy" sound so familiar?
"So you're sure you want to join, chibi? Once in, no out…" Envy said as he prepares to walk out of the house, waiting for Ed as he dressed in a very Envy-like style except for his long tight black jeans. "Only for temporarily so you'll have the time to find a new Pride…" Ed said. Envy shook his head. "Then, let's go…" Envy said. Ed nodded and walk along with Envy.
At the alley:
"Greed, what the hell have you gotten into? I saw you at the Military Headquarters just now!" Envy scowled. The same spiky short hair guy back at the day chuckled, "At least I didn't leak out about our gang!" "Aw, come on. Greed, someday you'll seriously land all of us there!" A woman said. She was wearing a black dress that almost exposed her huge breasts and her thighs. "Oh please, it's not that serious. Lust…" Greed said. "Speaking of which, aren't you dating that military soldier? Heddison or Aden?" "It's Havoc! You idiot." Lust replied. "So when are we going for our next prey, Envy-niisan?" A young boy with messy long black hair asks. "We'll go robbing, Wrath." "Yeah, stealing gold!" A fat man cheered. "More gold, more food!" "Come on, Gluttony. It's not good for you when you overeat." Lust commented.
"So can we go now? I'm sleepy!" A young woman said. She has brownish-light long wavy hair with a normal black gown that exposed her mid-thighs. "Before that, I want to introduce our new Pride. But of course, it'll be temporary…" Envy said as a boy stood out. "This is my brother, my lover, my beloved Edward, who'll take place in Pride for temporary!"
So is it good? I know, a little crappy and weird. But if you guys review enough, maybe I'll add in a second chapter. Until then, please review so I can prepare for chap 2 for you guys. Until then, good night/day.