This was a Comic Relief challenge my friends set me while watching Chris Moyles and Comedy Dave longest show ever for Comic Relief and was written at some strange time last night so its not that good but my friends said they would donate some money so how could I say no to charity?

The challenge was to write a NCIS movie night dialog fic and include the films Yes Man, The X-Files, I Know What You Did Last Summer, The Cutting Edge and Ice Princess and who stars in them. and had to be under 500 words! :o)

Ziva: "so as we have the night off what film are we going to watch?"

Tony: "How about I Know What You Did Last Summer with Jennifer Love Hewitt?"

Ziva: "I asked McGee"

Tony: "Mc-Scardy-Cat wont know any horror films"

Ziva: "Why dose it have to be some chopper film?"

Tony: "Its slasher Ziva

Ziva: "What ever!"

McGee: "The point is we didn't agree to watch a horror film"

Tony: "If we leave the choice to you we'd be watching Ice Princess or The Cutting Edge"

McGee: "I've never even heard of them Tony"

Tony: "do you live under a rock or something how do you not know Ice Princess staring Michelle Trachtenberg or The Cutting Edge with Moria Kelly and D. B. Sweeney?"

Ziva: "I thought they were ice skating films"

Tony; "They are what's your point?"

McGee: "Why are you watching ice skating films?"

Tony: "what are you anti ice skating?"

McGee: "We still need a film to watch"

Ziva: "How about the sound of music"

Tony & McGee: "NO!"

Ziva: "Why not?"

Tony: "Its Friday night I'm not watching a musical"

McGee: "How about The X-Files movie?"

Ziva: "I am not watching some sci-fi thing!"

Tony: "That's not just some sci-fi thing it's a classic that changed the science fiction genre! It lasted 9 years as a TV show, it was the first TV show to have a film set between two seasons and then 5 years after the show ended Gillian Anderson, David Duchovny and creator Chris Cater and the gang joined up and made another film in 2008 and there's talk of a new film coming out!"

Ziva: "Who knew you were such a geak!"

Tony: "I am not a geak! Elf lord here a geak that is just general knowledge!"

Ziva: "What ever helps you rest at night Tony"

Tony: "Its sleep at night, What ever helps you sleep at night"

McGee: "how about a comedy"

Tony: "oh know how about Yes Man

McGee: "The one with Jim Carrey?"

Tony: "And Zooey Deschanel"

Ziva: "Sure"

McGee: "Why not"

Tony: "You know there's a man in this that looks exactly like the director"

McGee: "And that girl, the one that's engaged reminds me of Kate"

Tony; "Oh yea how did I miss that?"

Ziva: "That's a mystery to me you stare at every attractive female you see!"

Tony: "I…"

Gibbs: "If you don't leave in the next 5 seconds ill change my mind and make you write up case reports!"

Tony: "bye boss"

McGee: "See you Monday"

Ziva: "Have a good weekend"

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