Disclaimer: SG1 is not mine. Jack and Daniel, no matter how cute they may be are not mine.I wish they were, but no.
Chapter 1: The bet.
Jack sighed as Daniel got up and poured himself his 5th cup of coffee in the past hour while they were waiting for General Hammond. "Daniel. You do realize this is going to be a very long briefing, right?" He asked, finding he could no longer keep his silence.
Daniel looked at him. "Yes, your point being...?
Jack sighed. "My point is you have a very large coffee mug and this is your 5th cup in the past hour. Its called a very small bladder which I happen to know you have after being on several missions with you." Daniel looked at Jack for a moment. "I bet you can't go a week without coffee." Jack continued.
"And I bet you can't go a week without getting mad or being sarcastic." Daniel stated, standing up. Jack stood up also. They shook hands. "Deal." They said in unison.
"The looser has to wear a pink polka dot dress for a day,." Daniel said smiling. He knew Jack all too well. Sarcasm to Jack was like Abydonian to Daniel. It just came second nature to him. Daniel looked down at his empty coffee cup. I can do this. He thought to himself. A piece of cake. He chuckled to himself. I can't wait to see Jack in a dress. Let alone pink dress with polka dots.
Jack looked at Daniel. I can do this. He thought to himself. I'll prove little ole Danny boy wrong. I won't be sarcastic. I just won't speak unless spoken to. I can handle this. He nodded to himself. He looked at Teal'c and Sam sitting there just looking at the two of them. They were grinning. He shot them an "If the General learns about this little bet before a week somebody's gonna be hurting" look and turned and stood up as General Hammond walked into the room.
Okay people. This is my first attempt at fan fiction so please be nice in your reviews but any constructive criticism would be nice. Just please don't murder me. More chapters to come. Just be patient with me.