Author's note: Hello! I randomly came up with random stupid ideas for ficlets and here they are. It may not necessarily be 100 ways, as I am not sure I could reeeeally make that many, but hey. You never know. I apologise if it's not funny, but I tried.
A Harry Potter Fanfiction
100 ways to kill Voldemort
Number One
Voldemort and Severus Snape stood in the Shrieking Shack; the Second Wizarding War was blazing and Voldemort was not happy with his Death Eater.
"Severus, you disappoint me. You have double-crossed me. You are actually working for him, are you not?" Voldemort asked.
"Oh, however did you guess?" Severus asked coolly.
"That is for me to know…" Voldemort said. He brought out his wand. "And for you never to find out. Now you will die."
Severus stood there still.
"Avada Kedavra!" Voldemort hissed, but only a puff of smoke came out.
"Looks like you forgot to change its batteries. Here," Severus said coolly, taking Voldemort's wand and putting new batteries in it, before giving it back to him. Only, he gave him the pointed end to hold.
"Thank you, Severus. Avada Kedavra!" He shouted.
Voldemort was blown backwards by green light and died.