Someone recieves a howler that plays Broom Temperature. Inspired by a shitpost I made one day. (oneshot)
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It was just another day at Hogwarts. Everyone was eating breakfast at the Great Hall, and the expected flurry of owls came swooping in.
Alyssa, a muggleborn from the Hufflepuff table, received an all too familiar red envelope-a howler. Alyssa was no stranger to howlers, and was casually opening it with expecting eyes.
Instead of a stream of angry words from her mother or the occasional news about the dog from her brother, music started playing for all to hear. It didn't seem like the sort of music Alyssa would listen to, for she looked disinterested.
When the supposed lyrics started being sung, her friend from Gryffindor burst into the hall wearing a pair of curved, candy corn-colored horns, a black shirt with a maroon symbol, and holding a microphone. He had also transfigured his skin to look grey. Few would notice this student's getup as one of the members of the webcomic, Homestuck's fictional species, the Alternian Troll, or simply, Troll. This boy started jumping on the tables and singing along with the howler, providing the English translation to the digitally distorted singing voice. This gained small applauses from a miniscule amount fans in the hall, including the subtle Muggle Studies professor.
Halfway through the song, a boy from the Ravenclaw table started, as some would say, "laying down some sick beats" using his spoon and fork and goblet. One pureblood started tapping his foot, which only her friend across her noticed.
After the song ended, the Troll cosplayer walked over to his friend to the Hufflepuff and handed her a piece of paper, Untransfigured himself, then walked back to the Gryffindor table and started eating like he hadn't confused the majority of the Hogwarts population.
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Oh and if u haven't noticed, the song is Broom Temperature by The Grubbles