The "BIG" production
It's crowded as hell in here, everyone's running around bumping into each other like maniacs, the carrot top just knocked over the celery stick, and what's up with that giant panda bear and the raggedy looking hobo? Where the hell am I and where's the nearest exit…
"ICHIGO!"
… "Keigo, man, am I glad to see …. You… youuu.. WHY THE HELL ARE YOU DRESSED LIKE THAT!"
"Oh you like, you like? You must! I picked it out my self, not to shabby huh, personally, I think the outfit makes my butt look fat but it also makes other parts of me look GRAND…"
What the hell is going on here, who's great idea was it that I come down here? The girl is going to get her butt whipped when I find my way out of this whirlwind fantasy world. Honestly, Keigo looks like a damn pimp and there's some cracked out looking rock star over there playing a steel guitar….
"Yo Keigo, I want out of here, which one of those seven doors lead to reality?"
"ICHIGO! I'm embarrassed and ashamed of you!"
Really, he took the words right out of my mouth…
"This is a big stage production and a good opportunity for me to shine like the big bright star that I am, and you can't even show a little bit of enthusiasm and support, you're an embarrassment to all the vegetables and animals in here!"
He was the only animal in here.
"yeah, yeah, stop your yappering.. I'm just trying to look for my seat…" An obvious lie..
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"COME ON YOU HOOLIGANS, STOP DICKING AROUND, WE GOT PEOPLE IN THE AUDIENCE AND A PRODUCTION TO PUT ON!"
"You over there, pat yourself down with some more powder."
"Batman, stop stuffing yourself!"
I can definitely feel the rush and the shamble in here, everyone's scrambling like morons to put the final touches on their ridiculous over the top costumes..
" Keigo, who's that women snarling and pointing her fingers at everyone?"
"Hmm.. oh her, she's an old hag, our stage manager and our director, shit Ichigo, I have to get back to my dressing room before she sees me and takes away my pimp cup."
"Take the third door to your left!"
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I can't seem to make out the faces in the audience, the lighting in the room is too dim, everything about this place makes me feel like I'm in the twilight zone, how could anybody see where they're going in this kind of lighting and where the hell is she, she said she was going to be here before me...
"Ichigo… Ichigo…"
"Ichigo…….………….…….….."
"ICHIGO!"
"Oi, you didn't have to scream, I'm not deaf you know, what are you doing behind those curtains, come out from there right now!"
"I'd love to moron, but I'm kind of in the play, so it's not like I can just walk down from the stage and take a seat!"
She can't be serious, she's in the damn production, I wonder what part she's playing , probably an executioner…wait, what the hell! why was I not inform about this, when did she...
"Ichigo?"
"Really, you're in the play huh…. yeahhhh, break a leg then…. and an arm while you're at it… and a neck wouldn't hurt either."
"Shut up and just get back to your seat!"
Walking back to my seat, with everyone else now seated around me, the same woman from before steps on stage and greets everyone with a smile that makes her look like the wicked witch of the east.
"Ladies and gentlemen, without further ado, I proudly present to you, MY FAIR LADY!"
My fair what? And I paid how much for the ticket? This was going to be a long play … indeed.. a very long play... note to self... kill Rukia...