A/N: I wanted to write a Dasey from Paul's POV, but then I remembered this song and couldn't help myself. It's such a catchy jingle, I mean come on. This piece is a bit suggestive.
Disclaimer: The best show on Disney(U.S.) and Family (CA), A.K.A Life with Derek does not belong to me no matter how much I love Michael Seater and Dasey. Nor do I own one of the best commercial jingles ever.
Derek had woken up with a strong urge to go. He yawned and ran a hand through his hair as he shuffled back to his room. He paused as he registered movement in the kitchen. He was awake so he might as well have a snack before going back to bed, he reasoned.
He didn't know how to react to the sight that greeted him in the kitchen. Casey had her back to him as she was making a sandwich. She seemed to be singing to herself. Not only was she singing though, she was swinging side to side to the song's rhythm. Her pajama top was rising up to show a delicious amount of creamy, tan skin.
Feeling someone's presence, Casey turned around. "Oh, it's you."
"Were you expecting your real parents to come take you back to your planet?"
She scoffed at him. She took out a container from the fridge and with a tablespoon doled out a generous helping of whatever it was onto her sandwich.
She couldn't contain herself as she sang out, "A dollop of Daisyyy."
Derek looked up from where he was, with his head in the fridge. Casey was singing a commercial jingle? He vaguely recalled a commercial for sour cream called Daisy. Dasey, like Derek and Casey?
Casey had just taken a bite out of her sandwich when Derek sauntered up to her. She took an unconscious step back when she noted the smirk on his face and the look in his eyes. She realized with a start that she had backed herself up against the sink.
Derek stopped a few inches away from her, leaned down and captured her lips with his own. He wrapped his arm around her bare waist. She leaned in, her arms around his neck, pulling him closer, deepening the kiss. They were breathless and panting slightly when they broke apart.
Derek leaned down again. Casey moved in, expecting another kiss. Derek licked the corner of her mouth where there was a smudge of sour cream. Her body gave an involuntary shiver.
"Dasey, Dasey, sour cream," he breathed into her ear.
Daisy, Daisy, sour cream,
Fresh and tasty naturally.
A doop for you, and a dollop for me,
Daisy just goes with familyyy.
So, do a dollop,
Do, do, a dollop of Daisy.
Do a dollop,
Do, do, a dollop.
Things taste better with a dollop of Daisy.
Do a dollop,
Do, do, a dollop of Daisy.
Do a dollop,
Do, do, a dollop of Daisyyy.
A/N: If anyone has the official lyrics, can they tell me? The ones I have are just what I heard. Isn't it just perfect for them? Please review. Comments, questions, criticisms.