AN: This episode is now on my list of favorites, mainly for the humor. So here are a few chapters, I hope you enjoy them! This first one is meant to be light, all the movie quotes are in italics, bonus points of you can name the movies in your review :)

Ducky: Lets hope there are no movie references that require your edification. I'd hate for your ego to write a check your body cant cash.

Tim entered the bull pen and took in a long deep breath. "Ah. I love the smell of napalm in the morning….smells like victory."

Tony rolled his eyes, and had fresh motivation that morning to follow Doctors orders. He began to type away at his computer as if his friend said nothing.

It was right then Ziva entered with a smile.

Tim couldn't resist. "Of all the gin joints in all the towns and all the world, she walks into mine."

She was only momentarily confused before remembering the plan they'd conspired the night before. "You had me at hello McGee."

Tony let his expression speak for itself before opening up his Instant Messaging program.

"It's not going to work you know."

Ziva responded promptly. "You talkin' to me?"

"Hey Ziva, can I borrow a pen, I cant seem to find any of mine."

"Certainly McGee." She tossed one over to him.

Tony watched the exchange and cringed in anticipation for the next line.

"I gave her my heart, she gave me a pen."

Tony stood up in protest.

"Go ahead…make my day." McGee smirked at his show of frustration.

"Be glad to." Gibbs appeared and his presence quieted two of his agents while the other seemed to be giving his best attempt at sign language; only Gibbs couldn't dignify it with a response. "When you two are done torturing DiNozzo, grab your gear…crime scene near Anacostia."

They arrived at the scene and it wasn't long before it started again.

"I see dead people." Palmer arrived with a smile, only it quickly faded at the glare Tony started to give him.

"I see you are not taking the bait Anthony, I am proud of you. Remember, failure is not an option."

Tony kept his cool at the continued torture and did as he was told. The only time it seemed to relent was when Gibbs was around, so he decided to stay as close to him as possible. It was only after Gibbs almost spilled his coffee twice that he took in his Agents expression and thought long and hard before joining in on the fun.

"Why so serious?"