Author's Note: Don't ask. This came to me awhile ago, and I finally finished it up. It's another of my badly warped songs. I actually sorta like Cloud, in an odd way, but he was the one whose name kept popping up in my head for this. Enjoy.
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GOODBYE CLOUD
(Written by: Dennis Linde; Performed by the Dixie Chicks)
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Aeris
and Tifa were the best of friends
All
through their Midgar days
Both members of Shinra Admin
Both active in the typing pool
After no promotion Aeris went out lookin'
For a brand new world
Tifa looked all around Shinra
And all she found was Cloud
Well
it wasn't two weeks
After she got married that
Tifa started getting abused
She put on dark glasses and long sleeved blouses
And make-up to cover a bruise
Well she finally got the nerve to file for divorce
She let Soldier take it from there
But Cloud walked right through that restraining order
And put her in intensive care
Right
away Aeris rode in from Mideel
On a golden chocobo's back
She held Tifa's hand as they
Worked out a plan
And it didn't take 'em long to decide
That
Cloud had to die
Goodbye Cloud
That sushi plate
It tasted all right to me, Cloud
You're feelin' weak
Why don't you lay down
And sleep Cloud
Ain't it dark
Wrapped up in that tent, Cloud?
The
Turks came by to bring Cloud in
They searched the house
High and low
Reno shouldered his nightstick
And said, "Thank you, ladies.
If you hear from him let us know"
Well
the weeks went by and
Spring turned to Summer
And Summer faded into Fall
And it turns out he was a missing person
Who nobody missed at all
So
the girls bought some land
And a materia stand
Out by Costa del Sol
They sell bright green restore
Heal, Fire, Ice, and more
And they don't
Lose any sleep at night 'cause
Cloud
had to die
Goodbye, Cloud
We need a break
Let's go out to the beach, Cloud
We'll pack a lunch
And stuff you in the trunk, Cloud
Well is that all right
Good Let's go for a ride
Cloud hey