hey. i just had to write this, i came up with it when i was reading a fic by Darth Bunny. Thank you, Darth Bunny!!
When Obi and Sabé get married at the same time as Anakin and Padmé, they decide to buy a house together for all of them to live in. But, there are some problems....
Chapter 1: House Hunting
Anakin: I don't like it.
Padmé: You don't like anything.
Anakin: Your point is...?
Padmé: Oh god. (Walks away.)
(Obi and Sabé walk up.)
Obi: I think it's the perfect house for us.
Sabé: I think so too.
(Obi and Sabé kiss)
Anakin: Padmé, why can't you kiss me like that?
Padmé: When you stop whining.
(Anakin runs after Padmé, whining about how he doesn't whine.)
*They buy the house, it has 4 bedrooms, 3 bathrooms, kitchen, den, living room, study, etc.*
Some days later..
(Obi and Sabé walk into the kitchen for breakfast)
Anakin: Did you sleep well?
(Obi and Sabé exchange looks.)
Obi: You could say that...
Anakin: PADME!!!
Padmé: Shut up.
(Padmé walks out of the kitchen, Anakin following behind whining about how come they couln't 'sleep well' like Obi and Sabé)
Obi and Sabé listen for a moment, then hear Anakin scream, as Padmé walks back into the kitchen smiling evily.
Sabé: I thought Anakin was the one that was evil?
Obi: I'm not so sure myself now...
Padmé: That'll teach him.
(Obi and Sabé quickly get up and leave the kitchen.)
*Sorry about making Anakin so whiny, he wont be in the next chapters, i just needed that for my next one. I promise he'll be better next time...and the next one will be longer, i promise!!*