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Nightime. A dark and mysterious time of day. The little town of South Park was soundly asleep. Well except for one. This one person just happened to be a young Eric Cartman, and it just so happened that Eric Cartman was sitting on a windowsill. But not just any windowsil. It turns out he was sitting on the windowsill of what would be his worst enemy. But maybe when you say worst enemy, It could be only one-sided, and boy was this one-sided. But did Eric Cartman care? Did he care that he may be in love with someone who hates him with a passion? NO.
"Ahhhh, Kahl" said Cartman looking down at the red headed young boy "If you only knew how I truly felt about you."Cartman sighed and closed his eyes. He got up and walked over to the Kyle's Broflowski sat on the edge of the bed. He stared at the red head.
"But you can't know, I can't tell you because it would ruin my reputation." said Cartman sadly. He smiled and caressed the young man's face. Kyle moaned in his sleep. Cartman stood up. Then walked towards the window, then looked back.
"I'm sorry we have to be enemies,but no one would ever except the fact that I'm gay." said finally he turned around and climbed out the window, and returned home.
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Ok there you go. That was my shot at a Kyle / Cartman fic. I can't say that all of this stuff is my idea. I got most of these ideas from a fairly odd parents fic. It's called The Diary of a LoveSick AntiFairy and it's by DarkAngel10003. I'm putting this down for two reasons, one because it was a good fic, and two because I like being honest.