Sonic retards: team sonic intro
By sora the kid
It won't be put into chapter it will feature two acts each, this one teams Sonics' story next will each story will focus on other teams now team sonic.
THE story starts with sonic running through those loops he uses to show off next thing we now a plane comes out of nowhere and the pilot says "hey douche bag!"
Sonic: Hey fag! Hey retard!
Knux: Well nice you TOO! [he then mumbles underneath his breath that's sonic a retard.]
Tails :Hey that fat ass robot…wait SORRY DOCTER EGGMAN gave me this letter CATCH!
Several trys later…
HOLLGRAM FATASS: HEY SONIC HEROS IM DOING THE SAME CRAP AS USH SO {UMM}COME AND STOP ME.
Sonic: Tails since when the hell does paper have images of the people who wrote it on it?
Tails: Sonic DON'T BE SUCH DIPSHIT! God you know sonic games don't make any sense if they had more than something close to its real life counterpart, cause if It did it would suck![this evil spell wore off the older sonic fans a few years later, good thing too or we would have a sonic Apollo 13 game by now!]
Knux: Am I'm a going to get a speaking or what?
Sonic: Shut up! You're only important in the game since you're usually a DUMBASS!
Sonic: Ok now let's GO! [Speeds off]
Tails: Hey Knuckles let's jump off the plane and catch up with Sonic!
Knux: Tails you sure because that's just plane retarded and REMEMBER LAST TIME!
Tails: That was kids4's fault.
KNUX: Whatever dumbass.
THEY THEN JUMP OFF THE PLANE AND THAT INCIDENT IS THE REASONE WE FOUND BIN LADEN
STK: Sonic STF up! YOU RASCIT HEDGEHOG
SONIC: K. [DISSAPONTEDLY]
SORRY IF IT WAS RACIST JUST LET ME KNOW, AND ALSO TELL ME IF I SHOULD CENSORE THE STORY.