Chapter 1:

Closets

There were three things the kids of Wammy had learned about Mello over the years;

1.Mello hated Near

2.Mello had a spasmatic temper

3.Mello loved chocolate

But that did not stop the kids from wondering,they wondered what Life would be like if Mello loved Near,or what he would be like without his temper,but the thing the children wondered most of all was what Mello would be like without his chocolate.

Some thought he would be tired and sleepy,some thought he would go insane,others suggested a murder spree to get his chocolate.But no matter what people wondered.One day the people grew tired of wondering and kidnapped Matt in an effort to enlist him,the leader of this kidnapping was non-other than Matt's rival,every kid at whammy's had one,her name was Olivia.

"Matt,I need a favor."Matts ighed,Olivia knew how to pull his strings a bit,both loved video games and were actually good friends,it was just that Olivia had an overbearing need to get him out of the L running and replace him.

"What is it Olivia?"

"We all agree,we want to see what Mello's like without his chocolate!"

"So you want me to chocolate-nap all his chocolate?"

"Well,not just you,we got Near in the closet."

"Why do you have Near in a closet?"

"He likes the closet."

"Was Mello involved in this in any way?"

"Probally,so will you do it?"

"Yeah,I'm bored enough."

"Everyone!He's agreed to do it!"

"But we already sent out the ransom note!"Whined Mike,a hapless boy who followed Olivia around.

"Who'd you send it to?"Matt asked curiously.

"L."Suddenly said insomniac detective burst into the room.

"Ah,Matt,good to see you alive and well instead of dangling over a pot of boiling pickles."Olivia glared at Mike who rubbed the back of his head nervously.

"It sounded like a good idea at the time."

"Can I come out of the closet now?"Near's voice rang out.

"Why is Near in the closet?"L asked.

"Cause he still thinks Mello's a girl."Matt answered,"Oh...you meant why is he in the actual closet?"

"He's in the closet because he likes the closet."Olivia said,ignoring Matt.

"If he likes the closet why does he wish to come out?"

"Uh...it was his idea!"Olivia yelled,fake crying as she pointed to Mike behind her,"He was the one who told him that there was a homicidal killer in the neighborhood who killed people named Near."

"Yes,is he gone?"

"There never was one Near,except in California that one week,but he's in jail now,I think,they could be telling the truth cause I haven't check in awhile..."L assured the quite boy,who was still in a closet.

"EEP!"The quite boy held the closet door shut.

"So why did you guys send me a ransom note for the safe return of Matt?"

"Well they weren't supose to.It was all part of our brilliant plan!"Olivia announced,a few moments passed,"Don't you want to know what it is?"

"No,I already know what it is Olivia."Matt said,she glared at him.

"I was talking to L not you dumass!"Matt huffed slightly insulted.

"So what is your plan Olivia?"Olivia smiled and suddenly a stage appeared with proper lighting,the other lights switched off leaving Olivia for her dramatic speech/act.

"For years,we,the children of Whammy have wanted to know something.Now my people,the times has come!Together,united,we will succeed in this task!"Smoke filled the stage and the lights began to change color," We,the Whammy children,will discover the unsolved mystery of..."

"Hurry up!"Mike yelled.

"Fine!We want to find out what Mello's like without his chocolate."

"Oh...that sounds like fun."

"Yeah,we even planted camera's all over the house,we're going to make a nice little home video!"