Disclaimer: I do not own Maximum Ride, James Patterson does. I also do not own animal crossing, Nintendo does. Characters are very ooc.
So here I was again, trapped in a cage, with no one but my flock beside me. You know except for that dumb blue cat guy who wouldn't shut up long enough for me to devise a plan.
"Hello there, mind if I sit here?" he began.
"Not like you have much choice, you know, sense you're trapped in a freaking cage!"
"Cool, I'm Rover, what's your name?" he continued as if he didn't actually hear what I said.
"Max," I said, no longer paying attention to him.
"Cool name, Max, do you like it?" he continued as if it actually mattered.
"Yeah I do," this was getting dumb.
"Yeah, a burly name to fit a burly boy," he said cheerfully.
"I'm a girl," I said bluntly.
"Oh!" he said making it clear this news surprised him, "Yes very cute name for a girl too."
"So Max," he continued, "I like to travel around a lot. Say, where are you traveling to?" What was with him and these questions?
"Nowhere, because in case you haven't noticed, I'm also in a cage," I grumbled, trying to figure what made him so stupid.
"Oh cool, where are you moving to?" He asked.
"Nowhere! Once again, I'm in a cage!" Man this guy was annoying.
"Oh cool, do you have a house yet?" he continued clearly not grasping the fact that I was in a cage.
"No." I was gonna snap soon.
"Well Max, you're in luck, my good old friend Tom Nook lives in Nowhere and he'd be happy to sell you a house there, let me call him up for you," he offered. Clearly he had lost it.
"You don't have a phone," I groaned. Suddenly he jump right out of his cage and walked into the supply closet. About ten minutes later he walked out and jumped back into his cage, what a moron.
"Well Max, Tom Nook will meet you at the train station to help you find a house." He said as if he had just changed my life for the better. Suddenly a voice echoed through the room.
"Ooh Ooh, we will now be arriving in Nowhere shortly," it said.
"What the heck! Who was that?!" I was freaking out now.
"Oops looks like you got to get going. I'll see you around," he said as my vision suddenly went dark.
Chapter two, coming up soon.
This is my first fanfic, so tell me how I did in a review! :D