Oogie the Unicorn

By: I'm stalking you

A/N: HI!!!!!!!! I got this from a you tube video called "Charlie the Unicorn". I thought, what if Oogie was Charlie!? Well here it is!

"C'mon Charlie!" screeched the lavender unicorn. He was standing over a sleeping, or at least trying to sleep, white unicorn named Charlie

"Yes Charlie! Come! We're going to go to Candy Mountain!" squealed the pink unicorn, popping out of no where.

"No, no! Go bother Oogie!" yelled Charlie. He was very grumpy, and he didn't want to go to Candy Mountain. He moved his head towards a green unicorn with black eyes, red hooves, and a red horn. (Red dice. DUH!!) His fur was rough and coarse like burlap, his eyes were pure black, and he was very, very fat.Oogie was also sleeping.

"C'mon Oogie! C'mon! We're gonna go to candy mountain!" screamed lavender. Oogie thought about this for a minute.

'Hmm. Why not? Barrel will keep bugging me for candy anyway.' Oogie thought.

"Sure, I'll go with you." Oogie shrugged and started walking with them. Throughout the trip, Oogie had to face dreaded monsters, bridges full of splinters, and two very annoying, singing unicorns.

They finally reached the mountain after a long days travel.

"C'mon Oogie! Go inside the candy cave!" shrieked pink.

"Um… Ok…" Oogie said, not all too trusting after the strange journey.

"Bye-bye, Oogie," the two unicorns said creepily.

"Bye!? What do you mean bye!?" Oogie yelled as they shut the door. Suddenly, footsteps were heard.

"Who's there!?" demanded the demented unicorn. Suddenly, he was gagged and knocked out.

"He, he, he. By the size of this thing, we'll get a good kidney," the one masked man said.

"Yeah. We sure will," the other said, cutting open Oogie. All of a sudden, bugs began to pout out.

"Oh censored man, censored! This wasn't supposed to happen!" the first masked man yelled as he began to put Oogie back together. With some sloppy stitches and some colorful curses, the men managed to put Oogie back together.

"Ugh. Oh. Ow. Huh? What? Oh my gosh! I've been raped!" Oogie yelled, looking at the stitch in his side. He woke up earlier this day heavy, and woke up again 90 lbs lighter.

THE FREAKING END!!!!!!!!