. Band relationships are allowed... .
... actually, they are highly recommended
."Take off your shirt" is a good thing .
using band camp food for a ball is not allowed .
skinny dipping is not allowed in the lake...
. ... it is however allowed in the pool .
setting up traps that go off when the cabin door is opened is not allowed... .
... unless you want to be hit in the face with a broom .
"Where's your head at" is a song not a question .
bombing the seniors on senior night is okay...
. ... if you don't mind revenge...
. ... or push - ups
. sunglasses are hot...
. ... just like bandana's...
. ... unless you call yourselves the bandaners...
. ... and have a sign - up sheet for it..
. . ... because it's a club...
. ... then it's freaky... .
...but still kind of cool .
it's not called a football field, it's called a marching field
. kicking football players off the marching field is not allowed... . ...unfortunatly . marching band is not "gay" ... . ... but the people who say it is are
. plumes are not to be used as feather dusters... . ... EVER! .
burning the concert season dresses and tuxes is not allowed... .
... but exceptions can be made if you don't get caught .
your real family is band...
. ... and your parent is your director...
. ... but this is a different family...
. ... because you can date your brother or sister .
shaving cream has other uses besides for shaving... .
... just like toliet paper