Title: Octillery Tales
Genre: humor
Rating: T for abuse and mention of Hitler
Summary: Denji explains to Hyouta why he owns an Octillery. NON-SHOUNEN AI! Some D/P spoilers!
"Hey, Denji!" The yellow-haired 8th gym leader of Shinou looked up from the Shonen Jump he was reading and noticed his friend Hyouta running towards him. "What's up?" Denji asked. Hyouta pointed at one of Denji's pokeballs and said, "Why do you have an Octillery if you're the Electric-pokemon gym leader?"
Denji suddenly realized that it WAS kind of weird to own a water pokemon if you're a lightening gym leader. "That's a good question, my mentally-retarded friend!" Denji tossed a bean bag under Hyouta and the gym leader sat down. Denji cleared his throat and said, "It all began when-"
'It was WWII, and young Denji was forced to work in the gun shop so he could help pay for his dad's operation. "DON'T SLACK OFF, BOY!" shouted the fat, greasy shop owner. His wipe slapped painfully against Denji's back, causing the boy to wince in pain. "KEEP WORKING, OR HITLER WILL HAVE YOUR HEAD!" shouted the owner before he slammed the door and left to get a beer.
Denji sighed and thought, 'I wish I had a friend…' Suddenly, A fat bubble named Shitmire appeared and-'
"WHAT A MINUTE!" Hyouta exclaimed. "What is it?" Denji asked. He was annoyed that Hyouta interrupted him. "Why were you in Germany anyway? You're Japanese!" Denji quickly tried to make something up to explain the lies. "W-Well, it was the Japanese WWII!" "But-" "SHUT UP, HYOUTA! LET ME FINISH MY TALE!"
'"Hello, young one," said the Shitmire, "I am here to grant you a wish!" Denji's small eyes widened with excitement. "Can you really grant me any wish?" asked the little boy. Shitmire nodded and said, "Just say the word. It could be a truck, or a knife, or a secret formula for the Krabby Patty, or something…" Without another moment of thought-out planning, Denji shouted, "I wish I had a friend!"
Shitmire waved his wand and screamed, "DAMN NOODLE BISCUITS OF HELL!" Suddenly, the room was engulfed in a huge flash of light. When Denji's sight came back, he saw a Remoraid lying on the hot furnace. Denji laughed as the poor Remoraid tried to save himself from being burnt on the furnace. Denji wiped away a tear and thought, 'I finally have a friend…'
"…And there you have it!" Denji exclaimed. Before Hyouta could say anything, Denji quickly ran off while shouting something about Roasted Eggs. Hyouta just shrugged and muttered, "I bet he just bought that thing…"