Genre- Humour

Word count- 225

A/N 1- Completely random dabble I came with, Enjoy! (slightly OOC)

Harry James Potter was in trouble. Not 'an-evil-dark-lord-is-trying-to-kill-me' trouble. No, Harry Potter was in 'I'm-late-to-potions-class-and-my-professor-who-could-stop-a-basilisk-with-his-glare-is-going-to-murder-me' trouble. Harry James Potter, 'the-boy-who-lived-to-kill-the-dark-lord-but-was-terrified-of-his-ptions-master' was running toward the potions classroom. Skidding to a stop in front of the door he took a deep breath, only hearing the thumping of his heart and imagining Professor Snape's death glare. So he could be forgiven for not hearing the teeny weeny BANG that came from inside the room. He squared his shoulders like any good Gryffindor and opened the door...

For a green goo to hit him on the face. Giving a very manly scream turned out to be a bad idea when the said goo slithered down Harry's throat. Harry closed his eyes and swayed, wondering if he was going to explode, or grow an extra arm or simply faint. The second guess was the closest, though when Harry opened his eyes he didn't know that. Only the whole classes (including Professor Snape) wide eyes prompted him to ask (very eloquently)

"What?"

Hermione pointed to his head and Ron pointed at his waist. Harry's left hand went up to his head to find silky triangular ears, while his right hand found a long silky tail at his tail bone.

"Mr Potter, Congratulations" The potions professors 'I-would-rather-be-in-a-room-with-a-bunch-of-blast-ended-screwts-than-teach-you' voice rang out

"You seem to have acquired a cat ears and tail"

Harry fainted.

A/N 2- Should I continue this? Should I make it slash (SS X HP)?