"Gimme back my weetabix you bitch!"
"What this brown gunk is weetabix? Gross."
"If you think it's so gross, give it back."
"No way, you spilt strawberry jam all the way down my favourite top!"
"I did not!"
"Liar, I saw you do it!"
"No, that was Sare-"
"Both of you stop it."
The two girls turn slowly to stare at their father. The one with long black hair and curiously black eyes is holding a bowl and looks slightly victorious, and the one with brown hair and leafy green eyes stares guiltily.
"It is 6 o clock in the morning. Just what exactly do you think you are doing?"
The sisters can only stare. When their Dad starts italicising things are bad.
"Your mother is six months pregnant. Why in holy hell are you disturbing her?"
The leafy eyed girl bursts into tears. The father looks slightly startled.
"H-honey? Hey, baby, I'm sorry I yelled. Shh, shh, it's going to be alright."
The black eyed girl rolls her eyes.
"D-daddy, Shizune is being mean." The leafy eyed girl glares out from her cocoon in her fathers arms.
The dad sighs, and rubs his nose.
"Shizune, what have I told you about picking on your little sister?"
Shizune's mouth falls open, and she yelps in surprise.
"You can't believe what Tsunade says right? Right daddy?"
Tsunade gasps in affront.
"You stole my weetabix!"
"Well, you spilt jam on my t-shirt!"
"I've told you that was Sar-"
"Liar!"
"Girls please!"
Uchiha Sakura watches her two eldest bicker from the stairs. She smiles and shakes her head fondly.
Another day in the Uchiha household.
A/N
I cannot actually believe this crapness.
I feel like an 11 year old.
But I love it anyway, because I shipshipSHIP SasuSaku, hardcore.
Whooo.
-waves flag-