Cookie Monster Meets Trixie Tang
Cookie: Oh hello boys and girls, today I have a friend with me today.
Cookie: So without further ado, please welcome from Dimmsdale California, Miss Trixie Tang!
Trixie: Hello Cookie Monster.
Cookie: Oh hello Trixie, it's a pleasure for you to come to Sesame Street
Trixie: It's a pleasure to be here
Cookie: So tell me about yourself
Trixie: Well…I enjoy spending time with Timmy, being lazy and eating lots of food
Cookie: Timmy's your boyfriend right?
Trixie: Oh yeah, he's fantastic! I can't believe I didn't used to fancy him, but when I became fat; he was the only one that still showed I am still human. I feel bad about farting in his face before I got fat.
Cookie: You enjoy eating food?
Trixie: Oh yeah *slaps belly*, I mean…how do you think I got so fat?
Cookie: This is fan fiction
Trixie: True, the guy who wrote this fan fiction likes big women and decided that I should become fat.
Trixie: But Squishy Belly Lover is a really great guy from The United Kingdom.
Cookie: Do you like cookies?
Trixie: Of course I do! *drools*
Cookie: I love cookies too!
Trixie: Ooooh!
Trixie: Do you have any cookies?
Cookie: I do, but you're not getting any!
Cookie: HA HA!
Trixie: But, isn't Sesame Street a show that teaches children to care and share and other stuff?
Cookie: Good point
Cookie: *Sighs* very well then
Cookie: * hands Trixie a plate of cookies*
Trixie: *SQUEALS* Thank you Cookie Monster
Cookie: There are 10 cookies on the plate, only take one
Trixie: Just one!
Cookie: Okay fine, Take…3
Trixie: *takes plate and stuffs cookies in her mouth*
Trixie: Here you go * hands empty plate*
Cookie: There are no cookies left!
Trixie: I know…I ate them all *slaps belly*
Trixie: *Giggles*
Cookie: Never mind, I have this cookie jar * holds cookie jar*
Trixie: May I take a cookie from the cookie jar?
Cookie: Well…go on then *hands over cookie jar*
Trixie: *Opens cookie jar and starts eating from cookie jar*
Trixie: OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!
Cookie: Remember….take only one cookie
Trixie: Uh-oh!
Cookie: How many did you eat?
Trixie: The entire jar
Cookie: *face palms* Sesame Street is a show that teaches children how to share
Trixie: share this!
Trixie: *BUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRPPPPPPP!*
Cookie: That smelled like cookies
Trixie: Yep….cookies in my tummy *giggles*
Trixie: Oh, and one last thing before I go, I had a huge breakfast earlier with bacon, eggs, beans sausage and mushrooms and well….I need to fart.
Trixie: *FRRRPPPPPPPPTTT!*
Cookie: That stinks!
Trixie: *Giggles*