The Battle
This has nothing to do with the movie Dodgeball only thing that got injured during this story were dodgeballs and playing cards. All rights for Tropic Thunder, Dodgeball and the theme for Friday the 13th go their to owners.
( Steven walking around when suddenly something throws a ball at him)
Steven-All right which one of you balls hit me ?
Steven-was it you ? ( pointing at a dodgeball)
(Micheal enters)
Micheal-No That was Me.
Steven-You did ? Ok then lets see how you like it.
(Throws a Dodgeball at Micheal )(ball falls right in front of steven )
Micheal- Ha ! Ha ! Ha ! What was that ?
(Neal Enters)
Neal- (pops out of nowhere ) Your Face !
Steven- Ohh Burn!
( Neal Disappears)
Micheal-Who the heck was that ?
Steven- Your Face !
( Neal reappears) Ohh Burn ! ( Disappears again )
Micheal- What's going on ?
Steven- This ! (throws a ball)( ball hits micheal)
Micheal- Nice try but that didn't hurt. ( throws ball back , misses)
Brandon-(appears randomly ) Does This ? (pushes a button, lights go off Friday 13th them comes on )
Neal-(appears) Ahhh! (throws a volley of cards)
Micheal- Take cover ! ( Dives behind a tree or something )
Steven- (appears next to micheal) Take this ! ( throws a punch)
Micheal-(grabs fist) Thanks ! (punches steve)
Steven-(stumbles into Neal's range )
Micheal-(follows steven ) Now I'v got you ! ( steven runs away)
Micheal-Hey ! (follows steve again ) Now I'v got you ! ( about to knock steve out )
Neal-Hey! ( Micheal looks over ) Catch !? ( throws a card a top speed )
Micheal- (card goes through micheal ) I'm hit !
Steven- and now I'v got you. (punches micheal)
(Slow motion of micheal falling)
Neal and Brandon-Ya ! "Steven Kelsea Tyler" !
Neal- Brandon you owe me 5 bucks.
Brandon-No way you helped steven.
Neal- Oh Yeah ?! ( Draws a deck of cards)
Brandon-Yeah ! (draws a fake sword)
Director- Cut!, Cut ! ( Everyone stops , micheal stops playing)
That was great
(then talks in a really mad/ pissed off voice)
But this is not Freddy Vs Jason Meets Harold and Kumar.
Now we are going to do it again and again till we get right!
( Director walks away,)
(Brandon, Micheal, Neal, Steven ) Worse Movie Ever ! and Where all the are Hot Girls ?
To Be Continued......
Not again and they're going to start a fight over five dollars. Director based off the actor who plays the director in Tropic Thunder
There will be a sequel and if anyone wants to write it talk to me first and they must read it first.
Review please i need comments good or bad to help me. Sequel will have more humor and more violence and 4 new girls to make the fights worse . By the way micheal will be in sequel along with steven, neal and brandon.