I don't own Twilight!!!!!!! Stephanie Myere does

Emmett's P.O.V.

Ugh, I'm sooo bored! Edward's at Bella's house, again, Alice and Rosalie are shopping (not a surprise) and Esme is somewhere with Carlisle on his day off, and worst of all Jasper won't stop READING! Grrrr… "JASPER! Will you put down the book for one minute!?" I yelled while jumping off the couch out of frustration and utter boredom. "First, No and second you don't need to yell, remember? Super sensitive hearing." He didn't even look up from that stupid book. What is he even reading? "What are you reading that's so important?" He didn't answer this time, but a flow of annoyance swam through my body.

Omygod! I AM SO BORED! Oh I know what will lift my spirits! I ran up to my room looking for my secret stash! Be hind the picture of me and Rosalie, I got my box of my embarrassing yet secret things. Next to my Barbie's and my cheerleading outfit I found it! My fall out boy CD! Wait it wasn't there, but instead was a little note.

Dear Emmett,

I took your fall out boy CD, so don't expect to get it back Muhahahahahahaha!!!

Your brother

Edward

P.S.

What's with the half- naked Barbies? He he…

OH NO HE DIDN'T! How could he, this is outrageous! He. Will. Pay… I went to Edward's room and rip the door of the hinges then I stopped. This was way to easy for Edward, and I'm sure he stole more CD's that belonged to my other family members... I'll need back up. Jasper and Carlisle! They'll help me! Time to put my plan in action.